<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[George Carlin...gotta love the man]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">[COLOR=White]<strong>[COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma][B]I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.</strong>[/FONT][/B]**[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level  governmental functionary be it Democratic or  Republican!<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I'm  in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart  American.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not  entitle you to anything.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I  believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in  English.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want  to.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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My  heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry  Springer.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I  don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about  it.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I've  never owned a slave, or was a slave, and neither have you! So, shut up  already.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I  believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came  from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson  preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and  not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from  them..<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law,  regardless of what color you are.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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And,  no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's  good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my  money.<strong>[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=Tahoma]<br />
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I  think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you  deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the  next four years.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I  dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or  trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their  cause.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two  parents.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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And  what is going on with gas prices... again?<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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I  believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers  think.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]<br />
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I  believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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If  this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD  American.<strong>[/FONT][/B]</strong>[FONT=Tahoma][B]</p>
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If  you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.<br />
We want  our country back!**[/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/10459/george-carlin...gotta-love-the-man</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 09:38:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/10459.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 00:59:25 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to George Carlin...gotta love the man on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:43:15 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">blah blah blah</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/157654</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/157654</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DelSlow]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 08:43:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to George Carlin...gotta love the man on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:16:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i dont understand how some people think he isnt funny...maybe cause he is actually politically correct and people cant stand that....some people can be so ignorant...</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/157650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/157650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[smtomps1955]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 07:16:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to George Carlin...gotta love the man on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:05:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ohh so true.  Carlin rules.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/157611</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/157611</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DaveH]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2007 02:05:22 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>