<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[&amp;quot;Toast&amp;quot;]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.  Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, "I'm toast."</p>
<p dir="auto">A ray of light breaks forth from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT toast.  Pick up that stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief."</p>
<p dir="auto">So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash in the head of the chief.  He is breathing heavily while standing above the sprawled out-chief.</p>
<p dir="auto">Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.</p>
<p dir="auto">The voice booms out again: "Okay... NOW you're toast!"</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/11778/quot-toast-quot</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 06:03:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/11778.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:15:08 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to &amp;quot;Toast&amp;quot; on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:49:35 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i found it funny.... not real funny.... just funny</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/173154</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/173154</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Parker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:49:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to &amp;quot;Toast&amp;quot; on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:11:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Ha....ho?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/173144</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/173144</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[3_Series]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 21:11:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to &amp;quot;Toast&amp;quot; on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:27:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">gay joke. btw there is a joke thread.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/173131</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/173131</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:27:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to &amp;quot;Toast&amp;quot; on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:25:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">wtf</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/173130</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/173130</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[assasain]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2007 19:25:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>