<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[AC Slatering]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I saw this on MNSportcompacts, one of the few things i actually laughed out loud at... lol</p>
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<p dir="auto">Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/12650/ac-slatering</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 20:09:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/12650.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 07:52:09 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:12:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lmao!!!</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186466</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186466</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[99civic]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 08:12:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:59:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">haha literally^</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186449</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186449</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SPANISH-RICE]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:59:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:38:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The upper deck, ah memories.  That shit is harder than it sounds</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186441</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186441</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[capitlj]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:38:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:24:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">my old roomate was telling about a guy he worked with going over to dinner at his girlfriends house for the first time and after dinner he went to take a shit up stairs and clogged the toilet so bad they had to call a plumber.    funniest part was i think he said the next time he came over it happened again!</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186363</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186363</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SPANISH-RICE]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:24:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:31:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol ^^^ that probably would have been less embarrassing</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186350</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186350</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[civic91]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:31:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:44:09 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">he should have upper-decked the toilet instead <img src="https://fargostreet.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f642.png?v=40430adaedb" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186346</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186346</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thrash]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:44:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:22:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol, wow. That is probably the most retarded thing to do at a GF's house.....I cant even begin to say how embarrassing that would be to be caught....not only just takin a shit...but facing backwards???WTF? lol</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186343</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186343</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JN210]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 21:22:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:48:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Doesn't everyone poop facing backwards on the toilet?  It gives you a nice flat surface for the magazine/newspaper.</p>
<p dir="auto">:icon_porc:</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186340</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186340</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DaveH]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:48:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:05:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i think it said he forgot to lock it</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186335</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186335</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[civic91]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:05:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:16:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Hello!!! Doesn't the door have a lock?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186330</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186330</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[weshole]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 19:16:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:38:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Yeah I think I would hold it unless it was an emergency.  Now if it was at my inlaws house thats another story.  Hypothetically speaking.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186326</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186326</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[capitlj]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:38:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:26:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">oh god kirk told me about this the other weekend......</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186325</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186325</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[NickB]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:26:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:06:27 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">why would you even do that at your gf house.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186321</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186321</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[civic91]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:06:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:23:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">WOW lol, that would really suck....ya...if he doesnt want anyone to know about?...why post? lol</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186318</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186318</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JN210]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:23:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:17:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That's gotta be a fake. I think I remember someone else posting about a thread on there about some guy who got drunk and sucked off some other guy.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/186317</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/186317</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[amicheze]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:17:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to AC Slatering on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:14:54 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Jim;197256 wrote:<br />
Ill die if anyone else finds out.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">lol so y the fuck would you post it hahahaha</p>
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