<![CDATA[10 warning signs that you might be Taliban]]>[INDENT][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=#800080]**10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**8. You have more wives than teeth. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe. **[/INDENT][INDENT]**4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?" **[/INDENT][INDENT]**3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. **[/INDENT][INDENT]2. You've never uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."[/INDENT][INDENT]**And, the NUMBER ONE SIGN you might be a member of the Taliban... **[/INDENT][INDENT]1. You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.[/INDENT][/COLOR][/FONT]

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/13450/10-warning-signs-that-you-might-be-talibanRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 00:06:05 GMTMon, 10 Mar 2008 03:52:48 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:42:17 GMT]]>bacon is delish.

that was pretty good BTW

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198360https://fargostreet.com/post/198360Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:42:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:10:08 GMT]]>lol i love #7

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198274https://fargostreet.com/post/198274Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:10:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:52:12 GMT]]>That was good stuff!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198273https://fargostreet.com/post/198273Mon, 10 Mar 2008 22:52:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:03:01 GMT]]>LMAO that was great

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DaveH;209540 wrote:
Doh! I was looking for a section for it, and now I see there is a sticky up top. A mod can move this up there if you think it's necessary.

Nah, this one deserves it's own thread.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198249https://fargostreet.com/post/198249Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:00:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:43:52 GMT]]>Haha thats awesome

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198247https://fargostreet.com/post/198247Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:43:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:49:11 GMT]]>Doh! I was looking for a section for it, and now I see there is a sticky up top. A mod can move this up there if you think it's necessary.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198241https://fargostreet.com/post/198241Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:49:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:04:05 GMT]]>that was pretty good, but isnt there a spot on this forum for the jokes? something like the Official Jokes Thread or something like that?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/198226https://fargostreet.com/post/198226Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:04:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to 10 warning signs that you might be Taliban on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:01:00 GMT]]>Hahaha!!!!!!!

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