<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Another funny campus security email]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I got this in my email a few days ago.....</p>
<p dir="auto">Reported Offense: Public Indecency</p>
<p dir="auto">Location:  Campus Center West Parking Lot and Center Street</p>
<p dir="auto">Time: Monday, February 23, 2009 - Between 1:00 p.m. and 1:30 p.m.</p>
<p dir="auto">Description of Crimes(s): On today’s date it was reported that on 02/23/09 an unknown male suspect driving a champagne colored, older model SUV in the Campus Center West Parking Lot near Center Street (South end of the Stadium), stopped the vehicle, opened the vehicle door without exiting, exposed himself, and masturbated in front of a female student.  She then observed the vehicle drive across Center Street and stop in the alley way behind the House of Black Culture.<br />
The suspect once again stopped the vehicle, opened the door, exposed himself, and masturbated.  The victim was unable to provide a detailed description of the suspect or the vehicle.  The Westerville Police Department has filed a report and is investigating the incident in conjunction with the Otterbein College Security Department.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Bassplayer;263963 wrote:<br />
Otterbein College outside of Columbus Ohio.  That's what so funny the bitch watched the dude jerk it but couldn't tell the police anything at all about him except that he was white hahaha.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Probably only knew he was white because of the size of his dick</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/252424</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/252424</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Puppet Master]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 01:39:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another funny campus security email on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:21:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Otterbein College outside of Columbus Ohio.  That's what so funny the bitch watched the dude jerk it but couldn't tell the police anything at all about him except that he was white hahaha.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/252388</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/252388</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Bassplayer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:21:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another funny campus security email on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:31:43 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">faping in public is apparently the cool new thing to do in college</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/252318</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/252318</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Slowica]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:31:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another funny campus security email on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:58:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LMAO... what school was that?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/252285</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/252285</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bubba]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:58:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another funny campus security email on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:33:31 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">wait, she watched the dude jack off but couldn't produce a description? what?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/252282</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/252282</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[GarageAlchemist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:33:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Another funny campus security email on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:55:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">HAHA YES! theyll never catch me!</p>
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