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<p dir="auto"><strong>Police seek Duluth man with sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls</strong><br />
DULUTH, Minn. — Duluth police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.</p>
<p dir="auto">By: Associated Press, Associated Press</p>
<p dir="auto">DULUTH, Minn. — Duluth police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.</p>
<p dir="auto">Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.</p>
<p dir="auto">Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.</p>
<p dir="auto">The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.</p>
<p dir="auto">Court documents say the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.</p>
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