<![CDATA[Koala Bear for sale.]]>Pretty funny thread on YB if you need a good laugh...
http://yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=175603

Original post.

I have a three year old Koala Bear named GumNut, that I'm desperately trying to find a new home for. I bought him back in January figuring it would be an awesome pet that would enjoy living in my greenhouse, sadly I was wrong. I paid $3200 for him back in January and I'am not sure what the used Koala Bear market is like in a good economy or the one we have now; so I'am open to offers. Please use some common sense before contacting me, don't be an idiot, I'am not interested in trading my Koala Bear for your busted up 1980's Camero, your XBOX, or an offer to paint my garage door.

GumNut's Stats:

The Good

*He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of the time.
*For the most part he is very quite; this also falls into the bad category which we will touch on in a moment.
*He eats spiders, (not kidding) we haven't had a spider in our house since we got him.
*Hates watching Desperate Housewives, used to be my wifes favorite show until GumNut bit her for changing the channel from Jeopardy, to Desperate Housewives.
*Gets along well with one of my two dogs.
*Loves to go for car rides.

Now for the Bad:

*He eats a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as I expected.
*Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala Bears, when GumNut is coming down from his high he becomes very violent and aggressive.
*He raped and killed my wife's cat "Miss. Kitty'" (Honestly, I wanted to put this in the good section because I've been trying to find a way to get that worthless cat out of our house for two years, thanks GumNut.)
*He does not like Asian's, I have no idea where this Koala was raised but someone of Asian Decent must have really mistreated him.
*Loves Vin Diesel movies, not sure why, he just does.
*Has extremely sharp claws and teeth which he uses often.
*Loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in my dog's **s.
*He is quite, and as a result has snuck in on my wife and I during intimate moments. I mind him watching; maybe it won't bother you as much.

  • GumNut smells terrible and is not easy to wash. I had to hold a gas soaked rag over his mouth till he blacked out to get him in this tub for a bath.
    *Once he is in the water he is fine, getting him into the water is a challenge, he will scratch you, he will bite you, and you will bleed.
]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/18084/koala-bear-for-sale.RSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 03:48:38 GMTTue, 06 Oct 2009 15:50:05 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:26:41 GMT]]>whats their weight

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279531https://fargostreet.com/post/279531Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:26:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:50:49 GMT]]>They are fucking huge, and really pissy all the time.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279529https://fargostreet.com/post/279529Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:50:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:46:06 GMT]]>

DelSlow;291073 wrote:
My parents have one of those. We use to have 2 other ones.

I'm serious.

they cost around $500 to $1000 quite spendy

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279528https://fargostreet.com/post/279528Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:46:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:07:11 GMT]]>

Cobra Rob;291071 wrote:
maybe ill settle for a house bangel cat:icon_cat:

My parents have one of those. We use to have 2 other ones.

I'm serious.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279467https://fargostreet.com/post/279467Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:07:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:15:42 GMT]]>maybe ill settle for a house bangel cat:icon_cat:

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Cobra Rob;291056 wrote:
+1111
I was out at Cossettes Exotics when the tiger cubs were old enough to walk. You want nothing to do with those little terrors believe me.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279457https://fargostreet.com/post/279457Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:12:40 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:45:23 GMT]]>+1111

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279450https://fargostreet.com/post/279450Sat, 10 Oct 2009 03:45:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:02:15 GMT]]>If I could have any pet...id want a jaguar, or a panther...just a big black cat..now thatd be exotic haha. Then I would name him / her, fluffy.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279408https://fargostreet.com/post/279408Fri, 09 Oct 2009 18:02:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:19:49 GMT]]>OMFG that is awesome! I forwarded this to all my co-workers. Great find man!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279394https://fargostreet.com/post/279394Fri, 09 Oct 2009 15:19:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:25:46 GMT]]>i want the damn monkey from ace ventura!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279388https://fargostreet.com/post/279388Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:25:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:46:50 GMT]]>sounds like a awsome pet:icon_cat:

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279378https://fargostreet.com/post/279378Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:46:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:39:31 GMT]]>

capitlj;290939 wrote:
Better pet than a duck?

i think brandon(spanish rice) would disagree. he loves ducks.... :icon_cheers:

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279363https://fargostreet.com/post/279363Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:39:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:23:07 GMT]]>Better pet than a duck?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279333https://fargostreet.com/post/279333Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:23:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:13:01 GMT]]>haha

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279089https://fargostreet.com/post/279089Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:13:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:00:27 GMT]]>great find lol

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/279023https://fargostreet.com/post/279023Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:00:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:02:54 GMT]]>Thats funny as shit!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/278979https://fargostreet.com/post/278979Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:02:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Koala Bear for sale. on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:54:19 GMT]]>lol....for real?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/278971https://fargostreet.com/post/278971Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:54:19 GMT