<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Night before Christmas]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,<br />
was a domestic v8 and no cops in sight,</p>
<p dir="auto">i will try i will try i will try with this small motor,<br />
to beat this darn F-body, even with its big blower,<br />
as the light goes green and i pull like no joke,<br />
the fbody erupts in clouds of tire smoke</p>
<p dir="auto">now smasher now rev-ver now stroker now blitzin,<br />
these are the names of my four Vtech pistons,</p>
<p dir="auto">racing ahead i'm the star of the action,<br />
but now i'm in trouble when that v8 gets traction,</p>
<p dir="auto">grabbing second i hear RPM sing,<br />
my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing,</p>
<p dir="auto">i now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,<br />
all i can do is keep that four banger straining ,</p>
<p dir="auto">in a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,<br />
and my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,<br />
don't bother with third cause its too late,</p>
<p dir="auto">just try to act cool, like you can relate,<br />
looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,</p>
<p dir="auto">the driver backs off just give me a holler,<br />
"you can't win them all" he says in a fling</p>
<p dir="auto">you may not win any, in that silly thing,<br />
i smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,</p>
<p dir="auto">with my new mods...... i will be better tommorow night</p>
<p dir="auto">Thought this may bring a few laughs......</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/18452/night-before-christmas</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 23:50:52 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/18452.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:42:31 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:27:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Rexwagon;296791 wrote:<br />
how do u remember all of the reposts.  wtf</p>
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<p dir="auto">military intelligence training</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285194</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285194</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Trafik Jamz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 05:27:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:09:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">how do u remember all of the reposts.  wtf</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285177</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285177</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Rexwagon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 02:09:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:46:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Jim;296771 wrote:<br />
Only a post whore would remember this kind of shit. Lol</p>
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<p dir="auto">I thought I was the one who posted it actually...</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285163</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285163</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Trafik Jamz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:46:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:22:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Trafik Jamz;296755 wrote:<br />
Repost (again)</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541" rel="nofollow ugc">http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541</a></p>
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<p dir="auto">Only a post whore would remember this kind of shit. Lol</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285157</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:22:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:51:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Trafik Jamz;296755 wrote:<br />
Repost (again)</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541" rel="nofollow ugc">http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541</a></p>
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<p dir="auto">fxck! my bad</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285156</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285156</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[s13coupe]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 19:51:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:37:06 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">lol, clever</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/285142</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/285142</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[JN210]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:37:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Night before Christmas on Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:35:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Repost (again)</p>
<p dir="auto"><a href="http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541" rel="nofollow ugc">http://fargostreet.com/forums/search.php?searchid=714541</a></p>
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