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<p dir="auto">THE ANT AND THE<br />
GRASSHOPPER<br />
This one is a little different...... Two Different Versions.................. Two Different Morals</p>
<p dir="auto">OLD VERSION</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..</p>
<p dir="auto">Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.<br />
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be<br />
responsible for yourself!</p>
<p dir="auto">MODERN<br />
VERSION<br />
The ant works hard<br />
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and<br />
laying up supplies for the winter.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool<br />
and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.</p>
<p dir="auto">Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press<br />
conference and demands to know why the ant should be<br />
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.</p>
<p dir="auto">CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to<br />
provide pictures of the shiveringgrasshopper next to a<br />
video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.</p>
<p dir="auto">America is stunned by the sharp contrast.</p>
<p dir="auto">How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?</p>
<p dir="auto">Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'</p>
<p dir="auto">ACORN stages a demonstration in front of  the ant's house<br />
where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.”</p>
<p dir="auto">President Obama condemns the ant and blames<br />
President Bush for the grasshopper's plight.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nancy Pelosi &amp; Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry Kingthat the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the   ant to make him pay his fair share.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &amp; Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to<br />
pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by theGovernment Green Czar and given<br />
to the grasshopper.</p>
<p dir="auto">The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is<br />
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopperdoesn't maintain it.</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over<br />
by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.</p>
<p dir="auto">The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.</p>
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<p dir="auto">amicheze;304216 wrote:<br />
That, of course, assumes that every one of the "haves" worked extremely hard to get what they have and that every one that is poor doesn't do anything to try to fix their situation.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Sounds like safe assumptions to me....</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/292661</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/292661</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nonamekid]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 19:34:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Ant and The Grasshopper on Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:28:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">That, of course, assumes that every one of the "haves" worked extremely hard to get what they have and that every one that is poor doesn't do anything to try to fix their situation.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/292593</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/292593</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[amicheze]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 02:28:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Ant and The Grasshopper on Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:26:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">kylush;304197 wrote:<br />
Recieved this in an email today, thought some people on here would enjoy it.</p>
<p dir="auto">THE ANT AND THE<br />
GRASSHOPPER<br />
This one is a little different...... Two Different Versions.................. Two Different Morals</p>
<p dir="auto">OLD VERSION</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..</p>
<p dir="auto">Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.<br />
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be<br />
responsible for yourself!</p>
<p dir="auto">MODERN<br />
VERSION<br />
The ant works hard<br />
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and<br />
laying up supplies for the winter.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool<br />
and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.</p>
<p dir="auto">Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press<br />
conference and demands to know why the ant should be<br />
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.</p>
<p dir="auto">CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to<br />
provide pictures of the shiveringgrasshopper next to a<br />
video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.</p>
<p dir="auto">America is stunned by the sharp contrast.</p>
<p dir="auto">How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?</p>
<p dir="auto">Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'</p>
<p dir="auto">ACORN stages a demonstration in front of  the ant's house<br />
where the news stations film the group singing, “We shall overcome.”</p>
<p dir="auto">President Obama condemns the ant and blames<br />
President Bush for the grasshopper's plight.</p>
<p dir="auto">Nancy Pelosi &amp; Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry Kingthat the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the   ant to make him pay his fair share.</p>
<p dir="auto">Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &amp; Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to<br />
pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by theGovernment Green Czar and given<br />
to the grasshopper.</p>
<p dir="auto">The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of the ant’s food while the government house he is<br />
in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopperdoesn't maintain it.</p>
<p dir="auto">The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.</p>
<p dir="auto">The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over<br />
by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.</p>
<p dir="auto">The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it. MORAL OF THE STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Moral of the story: Dont listen to sob stories that Dems feed the nation to sway the majority to pull undecideds to their side. Its just ridiculous...</p>
<p dir="auto">Its a tough fucking world. Toughin up pussys.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/292583</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/292583</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Eurofan]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:26:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to The Ant and The Grasshopper on Wed, 24 Mar 2010 01:13:00 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">haha I like it</p>
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