<![CDATA[Newish Red Civic]]>Me and Mr. No Ride Turner were cruisin around town one day and some fist-pumping bag of bro-tatoes was doing ricer noob fly-bys. It was the stockest V-tacky-est piece of engineering I've seen in quite some time. We got a great laugh out of it, thanks to you, Mr. Bromosexual.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/20258/newish-red-civicRSS for NodeWed, 27 May 2026 22:39:03 GMTThu, 14 Apr 2011 06:53:30 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:00:03 GMT]]>the profit is the avoidance of said woman.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309441https://fargostreet.com/post/309441Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:00:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:27:14 GMT]]>Still..... no profit

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309439https://fargostreet.com/post/309439Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:27:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 06:26:11 GMT]]>

dont got a ride;321185 wrote:
How would you profit off jumping off a cliff

Because it's much quicker than the slow death that a relationship would bring?😕

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309438https://fargostreet.com/post/309438Tue, 19 Apr 2011 06:26:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 04:25:26 GMT]]>Because falling feels like flying... for a little bit.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309435https://fargostreet.com/post/309435Tue, 19 Apr 2011 04:25:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Tue, 19 Apr 2011 01:04:19 GMT]]>How would you profit off jumping off a cliff

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309433https://fargostreet.com/post/309433Tue, 19 Apr 2011 01:04:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:23:33 GMT]]>Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Jump off cliff
Step 3: Profit

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309430https://fargostreet.com/post/309430Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:23:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:02:46 GMT]]>

Joel;321177 wrote:
Tony's really trying to say

Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: listen to histerical laughing
Step 4: run away crying...

You act like I've never executed my steps before....

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309426https://fargostreet.com/post/309426Mon, 18 Apr 2011 19:02:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:50:33 GMT]]>

PSiedTSi;321173 wrote:
You're doing it wrong
Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: Collect money and sex
Tony's really trying to say

Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: listen to histerical laughing
Step 4: run away crying...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309425https://fargostreet.com/post/309425Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:50:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:15:29 GMT]]>

p-sorvs;321153 wrote:
step 1: find woman
step 2: lie
step 3: accquire currency

You're doing it wrong
Step 1: Find woman
Step 2: Drop trou
Step 3: Collect money and sex

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309421https://fargostreet.com/post/309421Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:15:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:27:17 GMT]]>Or if your a lazy/stupid bitch.

Step 1: Find guy
Step 2: Lie
Step 3: Have multiple kids
Step 4: Acquire welfare
Step 5: Dump guy
Step 6: Acquire child support
😄

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309418https://fargostreet.com/post/309418Mon, 18 Apr 2011 17:27:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:34:12 GMT]]>step 1: find woman
step 2: lie
step 3: accquire currency

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309401https://fargostreet.com/post/309401Mon, 18 Apr 2011 12:34:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:12:39 GMT]]>

STiSchucky;321094 wrote:
actually its:

step 1: find woman
step 2: tell them how it is
step 3: ????
step 4: profit

bahahaha..

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309398https://fargostreet.com/post/309398Mon, 18 Apr 2011 07:12:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Sat, 16 Apr 2011 08:41:22 GMT]]>lulz^

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309347https://fargostreet.com/post/309347Sat, 16 Apr 2011 08:41:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 21:57:45 GMT]]>actually its:

step 1: find woman
step 2: tell them how it is
step 3: ????
step 4: profit

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309342https://fargostreet.com/post/309342Fri, 15 Apr 2011 21:57:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:01:32 GMT]]>

Joel;321089 wrote:
girlfriend who pays for shit? teach me your ways!

Step 1, find woman
Step 2, tell them how it is
Step 3, profit

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309338https://fargostreet.com/post/309338Fri, 15 Apr 2011 20:01:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:09:07 GMT]]>girlfriend who pays for shit? teach me your ways!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309337https://fargostreet.com/post/309337Fri, 15 Apr 2011 19:09:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:12:45 GMT]]>that was me in the red civic

jelly?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309334https://fargostreet.com/post/309334Fri, 15 Apr 2011 18:12:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:45:35 GMT]]>My girlfriend won't pay for SHIT!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309332https://fargostreet.com/post/309332Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:45:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:26:51 GMT]]>

PSiedTSi;321075 wrote:
If you are REALLY giving him shit because his gf paid for something, YOU are doing it wrong. If his gf is paying for his shit, then duh, winning.

No I am not really giving him shit just some friendly attacks lol believe me, I've got that down.... My gf pays for tons of shit

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309327https://fargostreet.com/post/309327Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:26:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:17:54 GMT]]>

PSiedTSi;321075 wrote:
If you are REALLY giving him shit because his gf paid for something, YOU are doing it wrong. If his gf is paying for his shit, then duh, winning.

YES, this makes me laugh!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309326https://fargostreet.com/post/309326Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:17:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:01:38 GMT]]>

blackcherryTSi;321061 wrote:
Cute about time. Those look pretty fresh, get it last week? Girlfriend pay for that now?

Edit: aww why did you delete your pix?!

If you are REALLY giving him shit because his gf paid for something, YOU are doing it wrong. If his gf is paying for his shit, then duh, winning.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309324https://fargostreet.com/post/309324Fri, 15 Apr 2011 05:01:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:51:46 GMT]]>Why does that matter?

Not like they are fake

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309321https://fargostreet.com/post/309321Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:51:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:34:53 GMT]]>where's the dates on them 🙂

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/309320https://fargostreet.com/post/309320Fri, 15 Apr 2011 04:34:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Newish Red Civic on Fri, 15 Apr 2011 02:29:58 GMT]]>Finally? I've been paying for my own shit for 6 years. Tax refunds bro

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