<![CDATA[Some funny IM/IRC convo]]><Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit
<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!!

<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering hahahaha.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/3002/some-funny-im-irc-convoRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 04:36:37 GMTSun, 12 Jun 2005 04:56:27 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:11:38 GMT]]>that last ones funny

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52147https://fargostreet.com/post/52147Sun, 12 Jun 2005 07:11:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 06:58:47 GMT]]>Those are funny.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52145https://fargostreet.com/post/52145Sun, 12 Jun 2005 06:58:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 06:39:15 GMT]]><studdud> what the fuck is wtf

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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    <Anubis> what fraud?
    <Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
    <Anubis> no?
    <Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
    <Anubis> omg wtf!
    *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?

  • Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<knightmare> ...

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52143https://fargostreet.com/post/52143Sun, 12 Jun 2005 06:39:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:46:12 GMT]]>then dont.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52129https://fargostreet.com/post/52129Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:46:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:42:58 GMT]]>no, i dont wanna

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52127https://fargostreet.com/post/52127Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:42:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:38:05 GMT]]>www.bash.org click top 100 and laugh your ass off.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/52124https://fargostreet.com/post/52124Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:38:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Some funny IM/IRC convo on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 05:33:42 GMT]]>good find T!N !!!

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