Basically I would by France from its government and pay each citizen of France $500,000 American dollars a year*. For this all I would want is for France to change its name to “Frenchy”.

We (Yoran and Matt) have come to the conclusion that this would shift the “way of the world”. I.E. “Frenchy” would become the richest nation in the world. All of the “Frenchies” would be able to pay off all debts, and have plenty of money to be livin large and in charge…like Wilt Chamberlain. This would also produce a mass immigration from all of the world, and “Frenchy” would of course build a giant solid newly created substance created in one of the richly funded “Frenchy” science laboratory wall around its borders.

Of course America the once great, and now vacant nation is all living in France Brown nosing the way we do, and trying to get a piece of the “Frenchy” action. All that would remain in America would be the Native Americans, who would of course demolish all of the buildings and slowly restore the land to its former beauty. Yeah right.

And so the story told by two stoned guitarists begins…….