<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[dumb escort]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Okay, I was driving home from work one day, sitting at a stop light and this blue escort pulls up next to me and starts to rev his engine (sounded like shit) I drive a 75 trans am and he wanted to race so I said okay lets go.  Next thing you know the light is green and we go I played with him for a little bit and then took off yeah I whipped his ass. then I stop and the next light and he pulls up again and says lets go again so this time I was all gas and I even cracked the wheels loose into 2nd it was great I beat him by like a mile I was just wondering if anyone knows this guy because if you do tell him not to be such a doush rag or at least get something worth racing</p>
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<p dir="auto">MisterCMK wrote:<br />
I honestly don't race much on the street. I raced CCR, but I just don't want to have to deal with tickets and such from racing.</p>
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<p dir="auto">Tickets sure do suck.  Just ask Camzaro what happened when he was drag racing two imports earlier this year........:D</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/67055</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/67055</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SmitEvo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 17:58:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 17:30:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">99slowGSX wrote:<br />
Just checking, I am sure you have raced some stupid(slow) cars in your day......</p>
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<p dir="auto">I honestly don't race much on the street.  I raced CCR, but I just don't want to have to deal with tickets and such from racing.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/67047</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/67047</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MisterCMK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 17:30:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 14:30:37 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">yeah, he raced me.  it's very funny when cars I know are fast try to race me, I just let them go and watch other people shake their heads.  You 2 need to kiss and make up.</p>
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<p dir="auto">MisterCMK wrote:<br />
Was I saying that I beat anything?</p>
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<p dir="auto">Just checking, I am sure you have raced some stupid(slow) cars in your day......</p>
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<p dir="auto">99slowGSX wrote:<br />
and you have beat what...........</p>
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<p dir="auto">Was I saying that I beat anything?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/67021</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/67021</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MisterCMK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 14:06:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 02:22:41 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:taps nose with index finger:</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66920</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66920</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[out there]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 02:22:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:26:20 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">haha they arent ripping on you...</p>
<p dir="auto">i guess the general consensus is that we dont waste time racing slow cars cuase its not worth getting a ticket</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66889</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66889</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jim]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:26:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:25:47 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I was just having fun dont shit your pants</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66883</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66883</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LightEmUp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:25:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:18:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">out there wrote:<br />
if this were a more important issue, i would take more time to explain why that was such a stupid idea... but i'll leave it at this: why would you waste all the effort to race something so pathetically slow?  when everyone asks you how you lost your license, how is it going to feel to say, "i lost it racing a beaten up escort"?  grow up, people like you are the reasons that no 15 year old deserves a car that is remotely fast</p>
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<p dir="auto">exactly. that would have been the perfect opportunity to shake your head and think 'stupid ricers...'</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66880</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66880</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[amicheze]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 23:18:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:07:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">if this were a more important issue, i would take more time to explain why that was such a stupid idea... but i'll leave it at this: why would you waste all the effort to race something so pathetically slow?  when everyone asks you how you lost your license, how is it going to feel to say, "i lost it racing a beaten up escort"?  grow up, people like you are the reasons that no 15 year old deserves a car that is remotely fast</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66854</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66854</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[out there]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:07:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:01:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I wasnt really taking it as pride just that the kid is stupid even to race me</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66848</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66848</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[LightEmUp]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:01:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:51:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">MisterCMK wrote:<br />
Wow, you beat an 88 hp ford escort. Whooptie Fuckin Doo</p>
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<p dir="auto">and you have beat what...........</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66840</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66840</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SmitEvo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:51:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:38:52 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Wow, you beat an 88 hp ford escort.  Whooptie Fuckin Doo</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/66826</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/66826</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[MisterCMK]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:38:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to dumb escort on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:38:38 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Never saw a blue escort but it has been awhile.</p>
<p dir="auto">Why don't you introduce yourself?</p>
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