http://www.mnsportcompacts.net/forum/showthread.php?t=20917

So it's about 1:45am last night, I'm heading back from the club downtown with a buddy (6th street, about to hit 94 East). I'm on the street that turns into the freeway after about a mile (straightaway), and I spot a red 1G DSM in the left lane.

Immediately, I spy a boost gauge and polished Thermal-like exhaust, as well as the all-too familiar sound of a turbo .

So I decide to fuck with him a bit, see what it's got (didn't intend on racing, 183whp = tEh gay). So I hit full boost in 2nd gear and let off a little BOV by his passenger window.

He (and his four passengers) immediately enter StunnA mode.

They slow down to about 15mph, mean-muggin' me, probably because I have a Honda. I match their speed, then they floor it...not too fast, I'd say low 14-second DSM. Anyways, I digress...

I'm not evening accelerating to try and race these motherfuckers, and they just keep flooring it to about 70mph (in a 30mph zone). They can even clearly see the hard left curve coming up that serves as the onramp (recommended speed = 25-30mph). I see them turning the curve, as I'm way back now since I wasn't racing them, and see their taillights fade off into the night...

Until I come up to the curve, and have to slam on the brakes to get from 40mph to a dead stop BECAUSE THEY SPUN OUT AND NAILED THE GUARDRAIL!!!!

So there's this DSM, sitting there basically totalled. Everyone's fine, but the hood's bent up like a tent, driver's headlights practically falling off, along with the bumper. With no shoulder, they decide to drive on the freeway until the next exit...at about 20mph, clogging traffic.

When they finally cleared the onramp, I passed them on the left, and threw them a blowoff and a :thumbup:

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