<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Hurricane Rules]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">&lt;u&gt;Hurricane Rules!<br />
&lt;/u&gt;New Orleans Blues Band lead guitar player, Bill Boudreux [color=#000000]w[/color]rote this...</p>
<p dir="auto">Been sitting here with my ass in a wad, wanting to speak out<br />
about the bullshit going on in New Orleans.</p>
<p dir="auto">For the people of New Orleans... First we would like to say,<br />
Sorry for your loss.</p>
<p dir="auto">With that said, Lets go through a few hurricane rules:<br />
(Unlike an earthquake, we know it's coming)</p>
<p dir="auto">#1. A mandatory evacuation means just that... Get the hell out.<br />
Don't blame the Government after they tell you to go. If they hadn't<br />
said anything, I can see the argument. They said get out... if you didn't,<br />
it's your fault, not theirs. (We don't want to hear it, even if you don't<br />
have a car, you can get out.)</p>
<p dir="auto">#2. If there is an emergency, stock up on water and<br />
non-perishables. If you didn't do this, it's not the governments fault<br />
you're starving.</p>
<p dir="auto">#2a. If you run out of food and water, find a store that has<br />
[color=#000000]s[/color]ome. (Remember, shoes, TV's, DVD's and CD's are not edible. Leave them<br />
alone.)</p>
<p dir="auto">#2b. If the local store is too looted of food or water, leave<br />
your neighbor's TV and stereo alone. (See # 2a) They worked hard to get<br />
their stuff. Just because they were smart enough to leave during a<br />
mandatory evacuation, doesn't give you the right to take their stuff...<br />
it's theirs, not yours.</p>
<p dir="auto">#3. If someone comes in to help you, don't shoot at them and<br />
then complain no one is helping you. I'm not getting shot to help save<br />
some dumbass who didn't leave when told to do so.</p>
<p dir="auto">#4. If you are in your house that is completely under water,<br />
your belongings are probably too far gone for anyone to want them. If<br />
someone does want them, Let them have them and hopefully they'll die in<br />
the filth. Just leave! (For Christ's sakes, it's New Orleans, find a<br />
voodoo warrior and put a curse on them)</p>
<p dir="auto">#5. My tax money should not pay to rebuild a 2 million dollar<br />
house, a sports stadium or a floating casino. Also, my tax money<br />
[color=#000000]s[/color]houldn't go to rebuild a city that is under sea level. You wouldn't build your<br />
house on quicksand would you? You want to live below sea-level, do your<br />
country some good and join the Navy.</p>
<p dir="auto">#6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al<br />
Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the<br />
Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans;<br />
(Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause<br />
global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice<br />
age for over a million years).</p>
<p dir="auto">#7. The government isn't responsible for giving you anything.<br />
This is the land of the free and the home of the brave, but you gotta<br />
work for what you want. McDonalds and Walmart are always hiring, get a damn<br />
[color=#000000]j[/color]ob and stop spooning off the people who are actually working for a living.</p>
<p dir="auto">President Kennedy said it best... "Ask not what your country<br />
can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."<br />
Thank you for allowing me to rant.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/4427/hurricane-rules</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 09:02:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/4427.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 13:09:28 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Hurricane Rules on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:33:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">VERY well said</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/75032</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/75032</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:33:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Hurricane Rules on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:22:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">#6. Regardless what the Poverty Pimps Jessie Jackson and Al<br />
Sharpton want you to believe, The US Government didn't create the<br />
Hurricane as a way to eradicate the black people of New Orleans;<br />
(Neither did Russia as a way to destroy America). The US Government didn't cause<br />
global warming that caused the hurricane (We've been coming out of an ice<br />
age for over a million years).</p>
<p dir="auto">this should be stapled to kanye west's front door..</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/75031</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/75031</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[24valvenotak]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:22:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Hurricane Rules on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:56:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">werd</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/74967</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/74967</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PSiedTSi]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:56:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Hurricane Rules on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:35:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">brilliantly said</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/74963</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/74963</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:35:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>