<![CDATA[I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha]]>A History of the Achievements of Texas Longhorn Football:

1894: Texas begins playing football, beats the Austin YMCA, 6 - 0.
1903. Texas begins its tradition of being scum by scheduling and then
beating the School for the Deaf, 17 - 0.
1904. Texas loses to Chicago, 68 - 0.
1906. Texas loses to Vanderbilt, 45 - 0.
1913. Past is prologue. Texas loses to Notre Dame, 30 - 7
1937 - 38. Texas loses ten straight games.
1941. In the Baylor game star end Noble Doss drops an easy pass. It
costs Texas the conference title and a trip to the Cotton Bowl. Doss
begins the Texas tradition of **CHOKING.**1951 - 57. Texas loses seven straight years to rival Oklahoma.
1964. Rival Arkansas wins the National Championship.
1969. President Richard M. Nixon visits the Texas locker-room at
half-time of the Arkansas game and declares the Longhorns to be
national champions. Nixon later pleads, "I'm not a crook." and then
resigns the Presidency in disgrace.
1970. Undefeated Texas wins the Southwest Conference Title and
finishes the regular season ranked #1. The Longhorns and star running
back Woo Woo Worster then **CHOKE in the Cotton Bowl and get
beat by Notre Dame, 24 - 11.
As a point of history, this Texas team was all-white. Texas was among ****
the last NCAA football teams to integrate.
**1971. Texas loses to Arkansas 31 - 7, to Oklahoma 48 - 27, and then
to Penn State 30 - 6 in the Cotton Bowl.
1973. Texas gets hammered by rival Oklahoma, 52 - 13.
1974. Rival Oklahoma wins the national championship.
1975. Rival Oklahoma wins another national championship.
1977. Undefeated Texas wins the Southwest Conference Title and
finishes the regular season ranked #1. The Longhorns and star running
back Earl Campbell then **CHOKE **in the Cotton Bowl and get beat by
Notre Dame, 38 - 10. Notre Dame benches its starters for most of the
second half.
1981. Texas "donates" a pair of cowboy boots to blue-chip recruit
Marcus Dupree. Dupree then signs a letter of intent to play at
Oklahoma.
1982. Texas **CHOKES **and loses to North Carolina 26 - 10 in the
Sun Bowl after going into the fourth quarter leading 10 - 3.
1983. Undefeated Texas wins the Southwest Conference Title and
finishes the regular season ranked #1. The Longhorns then **CHOKE **in the Cotton Bowl, losing to Georgia 10 - 9.
1985. Rival Oklahoma wins another national championship.
1986. Former Longhorn players allege the coaching staff encouraged
them to scalp tickets. Head coach Fred Akers is fired.
1987. Texas running back Edwin Simmons is arrested by Austin police.
Simmons was found wandering around the campus area stoned on
marijuana and completely naked.
1988. Texas loses to Houston 66 - 15.
1991. Texas loses to Miami in the Cotton Bowl 46 -13.
1997. Texas loses to UCLA 66 - 3.
1998. Head coach John Mackovic is fired.
1999. Texas plays Arkansas in the Cotton Bowl after a long hiatus in
their rivalry. The heavily favored Longhorns CHOKEand lose 27 - 6.
2000. Texas loses to rival Oklahoma 63 - 14.
2003. Mack Brown brings Texas high school prep star RB Adrian
Peterson to the Oklahoma game, then loses to the Sooners, 65 - 13.
Peterson signs a letter of intent to play at OU.
2004. Mack Brown receives a ten year contract extension after begging
and crying his way into the Rose Bowl.
The NCAA reports the Texas football graduation rate is 27%

In twenty years as a head football coach Mack Brown has exactly
ZERO conference titles and ZERO national championships.

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<u>Head coach Mack Brown</u> last had his hands on a championship trophy in 1984, when he was the offensive coordinator at Oklahoma. Since then, with stops at Tulane and North Carolina, and five years at Texas, Mack Brown has all of ZERO championship rings. Yet at Texas he walks on rose petals. Why?Mack Brown recruits as well as any coach in America. Mack Brown is personable. Mack Brown defended his QB Sissy Chrissy Simms from the press. Mack Brown can beat Texas A&M. Mack Brown can’t beat Oklahoma or Arkansas to save his life.
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<u>The Legend of Bevo</u>. Bevo is the Texas mascot. He's a longhorn steer, steer
meaning he's been neutered. This means Ol' Bevo sings "The Eyes of Texas"
in a castrado voice. This also means Bevo is the only castrated mascot in all
of college football. To keep Bevo calm on the sidelines during games Bevo is
also sedated. Doped up, to put it another way. Maybe Texas leaves that
chore to Ricky Williams and Edwin Simmons, both familiar with self-sedation.
Bevo, the sedated, castrated steer. Hook'em, Horns!!

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]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/4583/i-dedicate-this-thread-to-kirk-schuck........hook-em-hahahaRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 03:33:44 GMTTue, 25 Oct 2005 15:13:40 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:51:56 GMT]]>Good news Horn fans, Vince Young is returning next year.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77377https://fargostreet.com/post/77377Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:51:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 13:53:28 GMT]]>Jeez Kirk I am on your side.

This is the year for Texas because of irregularly weak Big XII.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77119https://fargostreet.com/post/77119Wed, 26 Oct 2005 13:53:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 08:07:57 GMT]]>ouch..... its texas.... get over it....

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Turbo5Oh wrote:
ive never understood how people can get so serious about something they have nothing to do with
cause you cry yourself to sleep?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77024https://fargostreet.com/post/77024Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:29:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:28:05 GMT]]>ive never understood how people can get so serious about something they have nothing to do with

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Bad93ex wrote:
How many bowl games has Texas won?
Does it matter? Honestly?

I mean i know your a packer fan, so referring to the past is always a conclusion.

But what does any of this shit have to do with it now? Brian obviously made this thread now cause his bandwagon ass is scared that Texas will make him lose 50 bucks.

Texas haters in the heezy

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77022https://fargostreet.com/post/77022Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:21:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:07:58 GMT]]>ahhh fuck texas

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77020https://fargostreet.com/post/77020Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:07:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:54:03 GMT]]>How many bowl games has Texas won?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77017https://fargostreet.com/post/77017Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:54:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:48:07 GMT]]>

99slowGSX wrote:
2004. Mack Brown receives a ten year contract extension after begging
and crying his way into the Rose Bowl.

Oh you forgot this picture..legacy image

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77012https://fargostreet.com/post/77012Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:48:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:41:52 GMT]]>There is a first time for everything.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77009https://fargostreet.com/post/77009Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:41:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:30:47 GMT]]>thats bcs.

Considering Texas is ranked top 10 in defense AND offense, Id say theyre the better team by far.

USC's weakfence sucks.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/77000https://fargostreet.com/post/77000Wed, 26 Oct 2005 00:30:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:42:59 GMT]]>the bcs is a joke
edit: ^ happy now?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/76985https://fargostreet.com/post/76985Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:42:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:18:19 GMT]]>USC is #1 in three polls and will overcome Texas in the BCS since Texas has a weak schedule.......

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/76984https://fargostreet.com/post/76984Tue, 25 Oct 2005 23:18:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 22:09:59 GMT]]>wheres the bad stuff about this season?

Oh yeah, there are none, we're #1. Suck it you trojan bandwagoner.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/76973https://fargostreet.com/post/76973Tue, 25 Oct 2005 22:09:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:01:46 GMT]]>10-25-2005 - Texas takes over the #1 ranking in the BCS...from USC.:)

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/76963https://fargostreet.com/post/76963Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:01:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I dedicate this thread to Kirk Schuck........Hook 'em hahaha on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 15:49:48 GMT]]>ouch, time to go back to the A's hat kirk.

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