<![CDATA[I smoked a honda today.......]]>I know this should go in the kills section, but it was protected and I wanted to share this with everybody.

So am driving down 25th street and a Honda Accord 1998 Vtec comes up to me and wants to race. I was driving my american muscle 1996 Ford Tauras with a bad tranny. The rush of american horsepower was exhilarating. The race was close until we hit 50, then the ricer met its maker. I pulled over to talk to him after the race, but he just kept driving, tears of dissapontment running down his cheeks.

I keep wondering to my self why they put lawnmower engines in cars.........

Brian

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Rexwagon;311245 wrote:
badass

Well if you were around at that time, you would know it was a joke referencing me beating hando in my beater with a bad tranny. Good try troll...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/299631https://fargostreet.com/post/299631Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:15:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:13:27 GMT]]>badass

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/299622https://fargostreet.com/post/299622Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:13:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sun, 26 Sep 2004 23:01:29 GMT]]>you heard right gilley...ask the turbo civ hatch if its fast until the tranny breaks gives pissed look

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6357https://fargostreet.com/post/6357Sun, 26 Sep 2004 23:01:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:03:26 GMT]]>i'll race you again next summer, it'll be good! i had you through 1st and 2nd last time...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6308https://fargostreet.com/post/6308Sun, 26 Sep 2004 07:03:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 22:19:48 GMT]]>learn to shift first then i will cause i dont want no excuses now when i win. i want it to bve a fair race cause i heard it's gonna be fsater then me

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6278https://fargostreet.com/post/6278Sat, 25 Sep 2004 22:19:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 21:19:36 GMT]]>gilley ill race you when i get my tranny back 🙂 and kirk too if he wants to try and keep up hah all in good fun

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6271https://fargostreet.com/post/6271Sat, 25 Sep 2004 21:19:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 21:08:41 GMT]]>your slow sti boy wont even race an EVO what a pussy

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6269https://fargostreet.com/post/6269Sat, 25 Sep 2004 21:08:41 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 17:42:38 GMT]]>race nicks accord and t!ns accord

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6263https://fargostreet.com/post/6263Sat, 25 Sep 2004 17:42:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:24:47 GMT]]>and it is not that hard to beat a blazer..........blah blah blah

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6254https://fargostreet.com/post/6254Sat, 25 Sep 2004 03:24:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:49:29 GMT]]>man, I beat a taurus in my blazer. Its not THAT hard!!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6249https://fargostreet.com/post/6249Sat, 25 Sep 2004 01:49:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Sat, 25 Sep 2004 00:45:25 GMT]]>i didnt get dropped, they just want 250 a month for insurance.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6247https://fargostreet.com/post/6247Sat, 25 Sep 2004 00:45:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 22:04:34 GMT]]>Hey Jim, I was just playing with Smitty (Brian). No harm intended. I wish I had his GSX so now that he's driving the Green Machine, I gotta give him a hard time. Especially since his Taurus isn't 1000 times faster that my family Accord like the GSX is. haha. By the way, my name is Jason and my 4 door is slow as hell. So no one will hear me run my mouth on here, unless I am picking on Brian. Hey Jim- How's the new gig at Suites?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6242https://fargostreet.com/post/6242Fri, 24 Sep 2004 22:04:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:31:04 GMT]]>

HandoEX wrote:
You have got to be the biggest shit dick I could imagine. Did you upgrade to the Taurus because your 2G wasn't fast enough? That Taurus is one bad machine...Who else is gonna race the Green Machine? Not me

I'll race the green machine. For sure. Chill out man, he got dropped by his insurance company, he was just writting something funny.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6241https://fargostreet.com/post/6241Fri, 24 Sep 2004 21:31:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 20:09:22 GMT]]>He must be one bad driver or your 4000 pound tauras must have nitrous.

P.s. Its funny becasue your tauras has a bad tranny WHO'S DOESNT. Fucking ford tauras... One of my freinds is on his 4th tranny.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6237https://fargostreet.com/post/6237Fri, 24 Sep 2004 20:09:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 19:44:49 GMT]]>brian i think he took it personally....

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6236https://fargostreet.com/post/6236Fri, 24 Sep 2004 19:44:49 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I smoked a honda today....... on Fri, 24 Sep 2004 19:22:32 GMT]]>You have got to be the biggest shit dick I could imagine. Did you upgrade to the Taurus because your 2G wasn't fast enough? That Taurus is one bad machine...Who else is gonna race the Green Machine? Not me

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/6235https://fargostreet.com/post/6235Fri, 24 Sep 2004 19:22:32 GMT