<![CDATA[Ricer Rap!]]>

My wing is 8ft tall
so much downforce beat all ya'll
cruisin with my altezza taillights
got a 500lb stereo for the braggin rights
18 seconds in the quarter mile
0-60 yeah it takes awhile
I pass you, and put on the 4ways
even though you were slowing down for the turn lane
got 15horse by putting a the vtech sticker on my toyota
after the race I point at the badge and say booh yah
Its got light up windsheild washer squirters
to afford that I had to flip 15 burgers
neon keeps things bright
when I drive by, everyone says thats tight
took out my seats, took off my door panels
added a 27inch with a satalite that gets 500 channels
led light up exhaust tip
yeah dog you know its the shit
my primered black body kit, is held on with lines that zip
I'm in a delusion and think my ride is quick
but when I drive it everone looks at it like its sick
yeah my engine is smaller than a pop bottle
but you can almost feel the trq. when I hit the throttle
rolling with no hubcaps
make you think think I got racing rims the color of black
You driving a classic
man thats whack, you got a bench seat how are you supposed to lay back
plus you aint got the vtack
interior is spray painted blue
but I tell everyone that it came like that new
stickers straight up from super street
but on my'n I made it say super sweet
the engine is covered in wire looms
looks like I though it up while on shrooms
I got non domestic on the back window
go in a race and lost to a ford pinto
theres bondo where I had my moldings
unsanded, unprimered, I think its gonna start crumbling
Yeah thats mesh in the grill
makes me look more serious behind the wheel
went to pep boys and bought my interfooler
makes my ride look that much cooler
whats next on my rides list to do?
rollin around looking fly making all the haters say bo hoo hoo.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/4979/ricer-rapRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 01:08:31 GMTWed, 30 Nov 2005 07:28:49 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Ricer Rap! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:41:23 GMT]]>I can too. And they did not originate from me.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/83151https://fargostreet.com/post/83151Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:41:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ricer Rap! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:16:24 GMT]]>leave it to a domestic driver to laugh at his own jokes 😄

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/83146https://fargostreet.com/post/83146Wed, 30 Nov 2005 15:16:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ricer Rap! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 14:00:14 GMT]]>

CCr wrote:
They are kinda funny.

You can't laugh at your own joke...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/83142https://fargostreet.com/post/83142Wed, 30 Nov 2005 14:00:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ricer Rap! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:32 GMT]]>They are kinda funny.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/83127https://fargostreet.com/post/83127Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Ricer Rap! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:13 GMT]]>Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow…it will be a better night.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/83126https://fargostreet.com/post/83126Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:29:13 GMT