<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Funny Fact......]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Got this in an email from a co worker......</p>
<p dir="auto">Interesting thought for the day:</p>
<p dir="auto">If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq theater of operations during the last 22 months and a total of 2,112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000.  The rate in Washington, D.C. is 80.6 per 100,000.  That means that you are about 25% more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capital, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.</p>
<p dir="auto">Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/5191/funny-fact......</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 02:28:38 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/5191.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:32:48 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 04:56:05 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Dangler wrote:<br />
that's not accurate - its blurs the line b/w monthly deaths and yearly deaths.</p>
<p dir="auto">google is your friend:</p>
<p dir="auto">The annual D.C. murder rate was actually down a bit in 2004 to 35.8<br />
per 100K.  In 2003, the rate was 44.2 per 100K.<br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls</a><br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Current Iraq-DC Email says 2,154 deaths in 22 months.  That means 98<br />
deaths per month or 1,175 per year.  With a population of 160,000<br />
troops, that yields an annual rate of 734 per 100K.</p>
<p dir="auto">As for determining how many of the murders in D.C. were by gunfire,<br />
one would have to rely upon some extrapolation.  The BJS has a lot of<br />
detailed info.<br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm</a><br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm</a></p>
<p dir="auto">If one adds up the first two columns, handguns and other guns, then in<br />
2002 [across all of America] 66.8 percent of all murder victims died<br />
from gunfire.</p>
<p dir="auto">I support the soldiers, not the war and yes, I am a registered republican.<br />
He said deaths, not murders. He is saying the chances of dying, not being murdered, are better in D.C.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">I said this on a forum a LONG time ago, and I think someone copied me and actually researched it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86451</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86451</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[94NDTA]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2005 04:56:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:18:25 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Wow...that joke there is friggin hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86390</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86390</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Lindz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:18:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:19:14 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thats funny shit</p>
<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">AFSil80 wrote:<br />
An American is having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter &amp; jam when<br />
an Iranian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.</p>
<p dir="auto">The American ignores the Iranian who nonetheless starts a<br />
conversation:</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "You Americans eat the whole bread?"</p>
<p dir="auto">American (in a bad mood): "Of course we do."</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian (after blowing a bubble): "We don't. In Iran, we only eat<br />
what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle it, transform<br />
them into croissants, and sell them to America."<br />
The Iranian has a smirk on his face.</p>
<p dir="auto">The American listens in silence.</p>
<p dir="auto">The Iranian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "Of course."</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling): "We<br />
don't. In Iran we eat fruit for breakfast. Then we put all the peels, seeds,<br />
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jelly, and<br />
sell the jelly to America."</p>
<p dir="auto">Then the American asks: "Do you have sex in Iran?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "Why of course we do," the Iranian says with a big smirk.</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used<br />
them?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "We throw them away, of course."</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle<br />
them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell the gum to Iran."</p>
</blockquote>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86379</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86379</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Big-D]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:19:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 19:12:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">An American is having his coffee, croissant, bread, butter &amp; jam when<br />
an Iranian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.</p>
<p dir="auto">The American ignores the Iranian who nonetheless starts a<br />
conversation:</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "You Americans eat the whole bread?"</p>
<p dir="auto">American (in a bad mood): "Of course we do."</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian (after blowing a bubble): "We don't. In Iran, we only eat<br />
what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle it, transform<br />
them into croissants, and sell them to America."<br />
The Iranian has a smirk on his face.</p>
<p dir="auto">The American listens in silence.</p>
<p dir="auto">The Iranian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "Of course."</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling): "We<br />
don't. In Iran we eat fruit for breakfast. Then we put all the peels, seeds,<br />
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jelly, and<br />
sell the jelly to America."</p>
<p dir="auto">Then the American asks: "Do you have sex in Iran?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "Why of course we do," the Iranian says with a big smirk.</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used<br />
them?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Iranian: "We throw them away, of course."</p>
<p dir="auto">American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle<br />
them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell the gum to Iran."</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86289</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86289</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Afsil80]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 19:12:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:16:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Actually, I would venture to guess that less than 3/4, maybe even less than 1/2 of the soldier deaths in Iraq are due to gunfire, a lot are prob due to explosions/schrapnel (I could google, but I'm too lazy).  Anyway, I'd bet that the odds of getting shot in DC are a lot closer to the odds of getting shot in Iraq than anyone would care for them to be.</p>
<p dir="auto"><img src="https://fargostreet.com/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f61b.png?v=40430adaedb" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--stuck_out_tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":p" alt="😛" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86278</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86278</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DaveH]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 18:16:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:13:49 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<blockquote>
<p dir="auto">Dangler wrote:<br />
that's not accurate - its blurs the line b/w monthly deaths and yearly deaths.</p>
<p dir="auto">google is your friend:</p>
<p dir="auto">The annual D.C. murder rate was actually down a bit in 2004 to 35.8<br />
per 100K. In 2003, the rate was 44.2 per 100K.<br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls</a><br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Current Iraq-DC Email says 2,154 deaths in 22 months. That means 98<br />
deaths per month or 1,175 per year. With a population of 160,000<br />
troops, that yields an annual rate of 734 per 100K.</p>
<p dir="auto">As for determining how many of the murders in D.C. were by gunfire,<br />
one would have to rely upon some extrapolation. The BJS has a lot of<br />
detailed info.<br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm</a><br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm</a></p>
<p dir="auto">If one adds up the first two columns, handguns and other guns, then in<br />
2002 [across all of America] 66.8 percent of all murder victims died<br />
from gunfire.</p>
<p dir="auto">I support the soldiers, not the war and yes, I am a registered republican.</p>
</blockquote>
<p dir="auto">lol....i emailed that to my co-worker.  Hopefully it gets back to the original sender.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86274</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86274</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[SmitEvo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:13:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:03:34 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">that's not accurate - its blurs the line b/w monthly deaths and yearly deaths.</p>
<p dir="auto">google is your friend:</p>
<p dir="auto">The annual D.C. murder rate was actually down a bit in 2004 to 35.8<br />
per 100K.  In 2003, the rate was 44.2 per 100K.<br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/documents/04tbl05a.xls</a><br />
<a href="http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_03/xl/03tbl05.xls</a></p>
<p dir="auto">Current Iraq-DC Email says 2,154 deaths in 22 months.  That means 98<br />
deaths per month or 1,175 per year.  With a population of 160,000<br />
troops, that yields an annual rate of 734 per 100K.</p>
<p dir="auto">As for determining how many of the murders in D.C. were by gunfire,<br />
one would have to rely upon some extrapolation.  The BJS has a lot of<br />
detailed info.<br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/weapons.htm</a><br />
<a href="http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm" rel="nofollow ugc">http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/homicide/tables/weaponstab.htm</a></p>
<p dir="auto">If one adds up the first two columns, handguns and other guns, then in<br />
2002 [across all of America] 66.8 percent of all murder victims died<br />
from gunfire.</p>
<p dir="auto">I support the soldiers, not the war and yes, I am a registered republican.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86272</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86272</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Dangler]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 17:03:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 15:49:55 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LOL!!!!!   now THAT is funny.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/86271</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/86271</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[DaveH]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 15:49:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Funny Fact...... on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:36:58 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LOL! Werd.</p>
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