<![CDATA[Dear douchebag in the grey neon.]]>So, I'm driving north down broadway today near 15th ave north doin about 30ish mph and a neon with 4 guys comes up out of nowhere and gets on my ass. He rides my ass (within inches) for a while, then backs off for a while, then gets on my ass for a while then backs off for a while, the process keeps going until we are near 21st ave north where he comes flying around me and almost hits a car in the opposing lane. Deciding he didn't want to be in a head on collision he damn near takes my front end off, I flip him the bird, he flips me the bird then quickly turns east on to a residential road. I'm a little pissy, but it's over with and I keep on driving.

Well, now I've decided that I probably shouldn't go home (just a few blocks in the direction that he is going) for a while, god only knows if he is this immature what he would do if he spots my car in my driveway. So I continue my way down broadway until I get to 32nd. I turn right on 32nd and just go straight for a while. As I am passing 2nd st. north I see these guys flying down the road towards me. They turn onto 32nd and get back on my ass as I turn south on to elm. Now these 4 guys are chasing me. I'm moving at a pretty good clip down elm and decide that I will turn into a residential road hoping that they won't follow, they did. I said to myself "fuck this" and grabbed my cell phone and called the cops. As soon as they saw my cell phone they turned off and drove away.

While I'm on the phone I am transferred to an officer in north fargo and I explain the story to him and give him the license plate number. He says that if I could file a complaint and bring them to court to be formally charged, or he can just go over to their house and give them an ass chewing. I decided I would be the nice guy and just let them get off with an ass chewing.

Here is where it could potentially get shitty. As I am finally almost back at my house I see that these guys only live a block or so away from me. Had I known this, I would have just lost them and kept the cops out of it.

Now, I don't know if you are a fargostreet member or not, but if you are let me tell you this. I am not calling you out, I am not daring you to do anything, I am not trying to start some bullshit fight, I am not threatening you, I am just trying to let you know that if you keep up the immature bullshit instead of just taking the ass chewing and moving on I have some info for you.

All 3 cars at my house have the alarms armed.
I have a baseball bat next to my kitchen door.
I have a camera ready to snap pics of you.
And last but not least, my two doberman pinchers will be sleeping in the kitchen tonight. They love and respect me very much and will do anything to protect me and my property. If I hear a single noise outside of my house while I am in bed they will be outside within seconds and I am going back to bed while they introduce themselves to you.

Just a heads up, here is a thumbnailed pic of them. Our female was last weighed at 82 lbs and the male was 121.
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]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/6514/dear-douchebag-in-the-grey-neon.RSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 19:47:48 GMTMon, 22 May 2006 03:53:09 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:58:20 GMT]]>If anyone is interested I saw on the forum's website that there auctioning a pit today at 10 I believe. There were two other dogs as well.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102878https://fargostreet.com/post/102878Thu, 25 May 2006 11:58:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 23:22:37 GMT]]>

integra_gsr98 wrote:
No. Pits are one of the most kind and gentle dogs you will ever meet.

this is very true. to some it might not seem that way though.
it is the owners, easy as that. it is how they are raised. there is only 1 dog that i know anything about, and it is a pit.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102786https://fargostreet.com/post/102786Wed, 24 May 2006 23:22:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 23:06:30 GMT]]>Dobies kick ass! Anyway you should not have to be apologetic to these dumb asses. People in Fargo need to grow the F" up. So what you fliped them the bird, so they chase after you..and what were they going to do if they caught you? Ya I would rather have a dobie as a sidekick than any other dog myself. They are smart, very loyal, and can run like nobodys business if someone trys to escape. I think the 2 dobies could even the odds pretty good against 4 guys. People usually panic when attacked by a dog, I would say the dobies would get ahold of 2 and the others would prolly run off.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102783https://fargostreet.com/post/102783Wed, 24 May 2006 23:06:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 18:44:48 GMT]]>Pits are legal, and they are nice as hell if raised properly. Any dog can be nice or mean. Hell there are more dog attacks by labs and poodles than rotts, dobes, pits, shepards, etc. All dogs have a breaking point, the difference is when a shih-tzu goes it isn't nearly as strong as a rott, dobe, pit, etc...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102754https://fargostreet.com/post/102754Wed, 24 May 2006 18:44:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:40:43 GMT]]>the person livin next to me has to pits mean as hell .......and no i dont think they are legal in city limits

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102719https://fargostreet.com/post/102719Wed, 24 May 2006 05:40:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:50:51 GMT]]>No. Pits are one of the most kind and gentle dogs you will ever meet.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102704https://fargostreet.com/post/102704Wed, 24 May 2006 03:50:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Wed, 24 May 2006 03:38:01 GMT]]>are pits illegal to have in city limits?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102697https://fargostreet.com/post/102697Wed, 24 May 2006 03:38:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 16:42:17 GMT]]>or you could just get a wolf like me 😉

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102520https://fargostreet.com/post/102520Mon, 22 May 2006 16:42:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 15:55:06 GMT]]>My bro has a couple pit bulls and one is just awesome but the male is coming up to bout a year old and that thing is huge, one of the biggest pit bulls i have seen... thing scares the shit out of me lol

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102516https://fargostreet.com/post/102516Mon, 22 May 2006 15:55:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 13:52:27 GMT]]>Johns dogs are very scary!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102505https://fargostreet.com/post/102505Mon, 22 May 2006 13:52:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 13:30:14 GMT]]>

A853 wrote:
I had a pitbull once, nice fun dogs.. he was still just a pup, 6-8 mo.'s old.

Kinda strikes me you are a lil over protective/paranoid, I wouldn't let it bother you.. I don't think the damage you did would be enough for them to do anything, cuz probably A) they'd know you would think it was them, or who knows what else.. I'd just try n keep everything well lit around the area, and lock doors and what not. 🙂
you sure like to talk a lot about nothing......

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102503https://fargostreet.com/post/102503Mon, 22 May 2006 13:30:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:37:03 GMT]]>ohh john just let the dogs sleep in the trunk and when the go to check for some subs they get a surprise and are in alot of pain or died. end of story.......

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102486https://fargostreet.com/post/102486Mon, 22 May 2006 05:37:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:26:38 GMT]]>I had a pitbull once, nice fun dogs.. he was still just a pup, 6-8 mo.'s old.

Kinda strikes me you are a lil over protective/paranoid, I wouldn't let it bother you.. I don't think the damage you did would be enough for them to do anything, cuz probably A) they'd know you would think it was them, or who knows what else.. I'd just try n keep everything well lit around the area, and lock doors and what not. 🙂

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102483https://fargostreet.com/post/102483Mon, 22 May 2006 05:26:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:04:42 GMT]]>ooO!! cute doggies!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102477https://fargostreet.com/post/102477Mon, 22 May 2006 05:04:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:14:37 GMT]]>

97slowgsx wrote:
them are some nice looking dogs....should get pitbulls though.

Thanks.

I don't like pits, I'm not a big fan of how short they are.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102464https://fargostreet.com/post/102464Mon, 22 May 2006 04:14:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:13:00 GMT]]>I have no intentions of going after them. As far as I am concerned the whole thing is done and over with, but due to the immaturity that was shown to me earlier today I am taking steps to assure that if they try anything they will be quickly stopped. 🙂

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102463https://fargostreet.com/post/102463Mon, 22 May 2006 04:13:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:11:53 GMT]]>them are some nice looking dogs....should get pitbulls though.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/102462https://fargostreet.com/post/102462Mon, 22 May 2006 04:11:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Dear douchebag in the grey neon. on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:03:59 GMT]]>lol go get em!

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