<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Keep your condoms in your car!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">(You might have herd this before)<br />
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister.</p>
<p dir="auto">My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.</p>
<p dir="auto">One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."</p>
<p dir="auto">I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.</p>
<p dir="auto">Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."</p>
<p dir="auto">And the moral of this story is: always keep condoms in your car!:icon_cheers:</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/topic/6958/keep-your-condoms-in-your-car</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 03:50:26 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://fargostreet.com/topic/6958.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:22:19 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:18:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">I'll wouldve hit the sister.</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/107807</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/107807</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:18:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 21:46:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ahahaahah, that would be a bad situation</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/107749</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/107749</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[KA-T_240]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 21:46:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:08:03 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">i would have went upstairs and been all over the little sister hahaha jk.... that is a good one though..</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/107719</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/107719</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[wo1fpack2004]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:08:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 14:48:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">that is awesome.  I wonder what would've happened had he gone right upstairs.  Think the sister would've said no?</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/107650</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/107650</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jct_4628]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 14:48:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 13:37:24 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">right on!<br />
10 char</p>
]]></description><link>https://fargostreet.com/post/107637</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://fargostreet.com/post/107637</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Joel]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 13:37:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to Keep your condoms in your car!!! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 13:23:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Thats a good one....</p>
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