Subject:Ten Thoughts to Ponder......
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection,
make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use
the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR YOU TO PONDER:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/7363/top-10-things-to-ponder-on.....RSS for NodeWed, 27 May 2026 22:58:46 GMTSun, 20 Aug 2006 00:49:50 GMT60Funny stuff always has a lot of truth in it. :icon_pirat:

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/112811https://fargostreet.com/post/112811Sun, 20 Aug 2006 03:55:42 GMTwes all your stuff like that makes me laugh, keep up the funny work

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