<![CDATA[Watch out Viking fans!!!!!]]>Apparently this made Minneapolis news???

Body: Minneapolis , MN (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Minneapolis courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Minnesota Vikings, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone. 😄 :icon_thumleft:

Man that shit is funny!!!!!!

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amicheze wrote:
Honest Viking Fan

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Dachshund Under His Arm. The Dog Is Wearing
A Vikings Jersey And Helmet.

The Bartender Says, "hey! No Pets Are Allowed! You'll Have To Leave."

The Guy Begs Him, "look, I'm Desperate! We're Both Big Fans,
The Tv's Broken At Home, And This Is The Only Place Around Where We Can
See The Game."

After Securing A Promise That The Dog Will Behave, And Warning Him That
He And The Dog Will Be Thrown Out If There's Any Trouble, The Bartender
Relents And Allows Them To Stay In The Bar And Watch The Game. The Big Game Begins With The Vikings Receiving The Kickoff. They March
Down Field, Get Stopped At The 30, And Kick A Field Goal. Suddenly, The Dog Jumps Up On The Bar And Begins Walking Up And Down The Bar Giving High-fives To Everyone. The Bartender Says, "wow, That's The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen! What Does The Dog Do If They Score A Touchdown?"

The Owner Replies, "i Don't Know, I've Only Had Him For Three Years.

That is a pretty good one.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130625https://fargostreet.com/post/130625Thu, 07 Dec 2006 20:06:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:03:45 GMT]]>^^ nice!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130590https://fargostreet.com/post/130590Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:03:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:00:04 GMT]]>Honest Viking Fan

A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Dachshund Under His Arm. The Dog Is Wearing
A Vikings Jersey And Helmet.

The Bartender Says, "hey! No Pets Are Allowed! You'll Have To Leave."

The Guy Begs Him, "look, I'm Desperate! We're Both Big Fans,
The Tv's Broken At Home, And This Is The Only Place Around Where We Can
See The Game."

After Securing A Promise That The Dog Will Behave, And Warning Him That
He And The Dog Will Be Thrown Out If There's Any Trouble, The Bartender
Relents And Allows Them To Stay In The Bar And Watch The Game. The Big Game Begins With The Vikings Receiving The Kickoff. They March
Down Field, Get Stopped At The 30, And Kick A Field Goal. Suddenly, The Dog Jumps Up On The Bar And Begins Walking Up And Down The Bar Giving High-fives To Everyone. The Bartender Says, "wow, That's The Most Amazing Thing I've Ever Seen! What Does The Dog Do If They Score A Touchdown?"

The Owner Replies, "i Don't Know, I've Only Had Him For Three Years.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130588https://fargostreet.com/post/130588Thu, 07 Dec 2006 18:00:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:35:42 GMT]]>go pakc?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130190https://fargostreet.com/post/130190Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:35:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:10:37 GMT]]>oh btw.

washington, carolina, detroit, arizona and seattle victories were scrimmages then right

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130185https://fargostreet.com/post/130185Tue, 05 Dec 2006 18:10:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:07:17 GMT]]>HAHAH. 100% truth in that last sentence.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130171https://fargostreet.com/post/130171Tue, 05 Dec 2006 17:07:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:02:28 GMT]]>That was funny.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130160https://fargostreet.com/post/130160Tue, 05 Dec 2006 16:02:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:52:46 GMT]]>The whole time I was reading that all I was thinking was "I thought this was about the vikings?" I even re-read the first paragraph twice to see if i missed something. But yeah. GO VIKINGS!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130157https://fargostreet.com/post/130157Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:52:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:16:35 GMT]]>Tavaris is not ready.........Good joke though.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130140https://fargostreet.com/post/130140Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:16:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:14:01 GMT]]>

Tad218 wrote:
Tarvaris Jackson is the future!
This man speaks the truth!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130139https://fargostreet.com/post/130139Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:14:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:09:08 GMT]]>Tarvaris Jackson is the future!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130130https://fargostreet.com/post/130130Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:09:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:03:22 GMT]]>The joke used to be the other way around...with the bears being the butt of that joke. Old but still funny no matter which losers you put there!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130114https://fargostreet.com/post/130114Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:03:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:56:26 GMT]]>

HandoEX wrote:
I'm gonna kill you while you sleep for that one.

^^ that was more funny than the actual joke.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130110https://fargostreet.com/post/130110Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:56:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:42:46 GMT]]>Hahahahhahaha this is great! I'm a Vikings fan, and I about fell off my chair here.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130107https://fargostreet.com/post/130107Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:42:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:13:35 GMT]]>not really.

but you never know these days. Im wiating for someone to sue becuase they got brain freeze

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130060https://fargostreet.com/post/130060Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:13:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:08:36 GMT]]>Well i though it was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130055https://fargostreet.com/post/130055Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:08:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:06:53 GMT]]>almost cracked a smile

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130054https://fargostreet.com/post/130054Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:06:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:05:15 GMT]]>

97jeep wrote:
so is this serious?

WOW!! your kidding right?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130049https://fargostreet.com/post/130049Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:05:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:03:59 GMT]]>LOL, wow, i haven't laughed that hard about something on the internet in awhile.....I was trying to figure out where that was going and what it had to do with the vikes....hahahaha

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130048https://fargostreet.com/post/130048Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:03:59 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:00:29 GMT]]>so is this serious?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130046https://fargostreet.com/post/130046Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:00:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:00:01 GMT]]>OMFG!!! Gosphel.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130045https://fargostreet.com/post/130045Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:00:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Watch out Viking fans!!!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:58:01 GMT]]>I'm gonna kill you while you sleep for that one.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/130043https://fargostreet.com/post/130043Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:58:01 GMT