<![CDATA[Hate Junk Mail?!?!]]>I don't know if this is a repost, but I did this today to Chase Manhattan and it was so liberating I thought I should share:

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heath wrote:
just send em a ton of bricks, so they have to pay for it, better yet, if you ever need a car shipped, tell the person who you are shipping to pick it up there.
someone cant read

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132447https://fargostreet.com/post/132447Thu, 14 Dec 2006 21:25:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:48:25 GMT]]>gotta keep it under 72 lbs^^

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132407https://fargostreet.com/post/132407Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:48:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:05:21 GMT]]>just send em a ton of bricks, so they have to pay for it, better yet, if you ever need a car shipped, tell the person who you are shipping to pick it up there.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132358https://fargostreet.com/post/132358Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:05:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:50:46 GMT]]>Collin, why was I targeted? I dont hate... that much... I was just asking a question...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132355https://fargostreet.com/post/132355Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:50:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:14:56 GMT]]>

MethodlesS wrote:
OK, so long story short, I pretty much understood your reasoning from the get go tjamz, I really just wanted to nettle Brian indirectly, and it failled (dang) so I edited it out (now targeting CapitlJ)

HIJACK MY OWN THREAD:

Brian you are so calm and forgiving, you've overlooked torbs and v-word................. are you getting laid? Or is driving a New EVO [u]that[U/] wonderful??

Its got to be the evo.......come on, I have been nice even before that.:p

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132352https://fargostreet.com/post/132352Thu, 14 Dec 2006 14:14:56 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:34:43 GMT]]>I think the EVO is THAT wonderful...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132344https://fargostreet.com/post/132344Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:34:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:17:02 GMT]]>OK, so long story short, I pretty much understood your reasoning from the get go tjamz, I really just wanted to nettle Brian indirectly, and it failled (dang) so I edited it out (now targeting CapitlJ)

HIJACK MY OWN THREAD:

Brian you are so calm and forgiving, you've overlooked torbs and v-word................. are you getting laid? Or is driving a New EVO [U]that[U/] wonderful??

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132329https://fargostreet.com/post/132329Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:17:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:44:53 GMT]]>send them a midget/s..... all depending on weight of course.....

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132311https://fargostreet.com/post/132311Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:44:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:54:51 GMT]]>Just send them a bunch of condoms with soft soap in them. Oh, and some lindberger cheese too.

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MethodlesS wrote:
You know what the best part is TJamz??? that when you send something that has been mailed To: Resident, they have no way of tracking who received it. Also, as I did not place any return information on the package I highly doubt that they will be so offended as to begin an investigation. I'm not stoopid. I did the research first. Now that you've tried to. . . poo poo (get it, hahahahaha). . . on my revenge, let me have my moment and try it yourself.

Edit: The post office does not require return information on pre-paid or accounts billed mail

Second Edit: TJamz , we all know your intellegent and knowledgable, no need to rain on <u>everyones</u> parade <u>all</u> the time, you might end up sounding like joel or a know it all like CapitlJ

I'm NOT trying to rain on anyone's parade, if I was gonna rain on your parade I'd forward this to Chase Manhattan. I think what you did is funny, but is also illegal as hell and I DON'T want to see someone else get in trouble for something that you are blatantly promoting. I've done plenty dumb shit before....PLENTY.

Now, if you are suggesting that I sit back and condone illegal behavior on a public forum that I help moderate, well sorry, i cannot do that. I'm hoping you don't get in trouble, but I'd be surprised if you didn't at least get questioned. Yeah, I know you didn't have a return addy on the box, but the real question is did you touch the box or the diapers or the bag that the diapers are in? Did you wear gloves? Are you 100% positive that no prints will be left over? Do you really think the company won't be offended? I think you are wrong. Airborn ailments can and do travel via fecal matter. What happens if/when one person from their company becomes ill due to handling your biohazardous waste? They will track (as best they can) where this package originated from. Is this something you went to the post office to mail? How positive are you that you weren't video taped (surveilance) when dropping off the package?

You see where I'm going with this, I hope. I hope nothing bad happens to you, I have ZERO problems with you other than this incident and you genuinely seem like a nice guy. IOW I hope I'm wrong in my assessment of the situation.

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weshole wrote:
Haha! you got mudbutt.
Wait tell you get it! Almost everyone I know has this damn flu.:icon_puke_r:

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LankorDie wrote:
I would if I could! After this damn flu I don't think I will shit for months..

Haha! you got mudbutt.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132219https://fargostreet.com/post/132219Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:01:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:24:36 GMT]]>

MethodlesS wrote:
Bryce, you can shit on me anytime!!!
I would if I could! After this damn flu I don't think I will shit for months..

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132206https://fargostreet.com/post/132206Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:24:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:00:50 GMT]]>Bryce, you can shit on me anytime!!!

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132197https://fargostreet.com/post/132197Thu, 14 Dec 2006 00:00:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:35 GMT]]>I would like to send you a little gift Colin! What is your address? 😛

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132195https://fargostreet.com/post/132195Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:53:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:50:34 GMT]]>fixd

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132194https://fargostreet.com/post/132194Wed, 13 Dec 2006 23:50:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:46:06 GMT]]>dude, leave me out of it......kthx

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132177https://fargostreet.com/post/132177Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:46:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:28:25 GMT]]>You know what the best part is TJamz??? that when you send something that has been mailed To: Resident, they have no way of tracking who received it. Also, as I did not place any return information on the package I highly doubt that they will be so offended as to begin an investigation. I'm not stoopid. I did the research first. Now that you've tried to. . . poo poo (get it, hahahahaha). . . on my revenge, let me have my moment and try it yourself.

Edit: The post office does not require return information on pre-paid or accounts billed mail

Second Edit: TJamz , we all know your intellegent and knowledgable, no need to rain on <u>everyones</u> parade <u>all</u> the time, you might end up sounding like joel or a know it all like CapitlJ

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132173https://fargostreet.com/post/132173Wed, 13 Dec 2006 22:28:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:14:08 GMT]]>I was thinking the same thing as chuck, but didn't know for sure.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132163https://fargostreet.com/post/132163Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:14:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:03:46 GMT]]>i call your RS when you go to jail.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132161https://fargostreet.com/post/132161Wed, 13 Dec 2006 21:03:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:21:28 GMT]]>

tjamz wrote:
except that it violates....oh, just about every postal law on the books. You ARE sending a biohazard that may require a hazmat team to investigate/remove. Hope you like big fines and potential jail time, because you just might be facing both. Nice work.

Ouch.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132152https://fargostreet.com/post/132152Wed, 13 Dec 2006 19:21:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:42:23 GMT]]>except that it violates....oh, just about every postal law on the books. You ARE sending a biohazard that may require a hazmat team to investigate/remove. Hope you like big fines and potential jail time, because you just might be facing both. Nice work.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132140https://fargostreet.com/post/132140Wed, 13 Dec 2006 17:42:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:41:55 GMT]]>

MethodlesS wrote:
I'm really hoping some intern opens it, throws up, and his/her throwing up then starts a chain reaction of vomiting that shuts some chase call center down for a few minutes...

Thats a great idea.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/132114https://fargostreet.com/post/132114Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:41:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Hate Junk Mail?!?! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 14:36:14 GMT]]>Collin, couldn't you get in trouble for sending diseases through the mail, thats almost a terrorist action...

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