<![CDATA[Girlfriends]]>Girlfriend: My car won't start.
Me: Use my car to jump start it.
GF: Can you jump start it for me?
Me: You have my keys and you know how to jump start the car.
GF: (what she says) I might get it mixed up and ruin the car.
(what she means) I KNOW how to jumpstart the car, I'm not an idiot. My car won't start and that's frustrating, so I need you to get out of bed and come out in minus fuck degrees weather and do this for me. I believe that you doing this will not only make me feel better somehow, but will also fill your need as a caregiver. You will thank me later.
Me: I have a penis, I will be out shortly to jumpstart your car.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/9426/girlfriendsRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 03:07:11 GMTThu, 08 Feb 2007 15:11:52 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:39:44 GMT]]>quite funny.
+5 LOLerPoints.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143891https://fargostreet.com/post/143891Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:39:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:36:47 GMT]]>

wa2fastcamaro wrote:
Wife forgot to plug her car in last night and wouldn't start this morning.

I didnt know electric cars had engines?

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143889https://fargostreet.com/post/143889Fri, 09 Feb 2007 00:36:47 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:25:02 GMT]]>haha, awesome.

So true...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143714https://fargostreet.com/post/143714Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:25:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:09:33 GMT]]>geez, thats about how it sounds this morning. Wife forgot to plug her car in last night and wouldn't start this morning. So she has to wake me up at 6:30 in the morning to complain about it. After more complaining and a few I hate you's from her, she went back out there and got it started how I told her to. Her main excuse was its cold on and she can't take being out in the cold as well as I can.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143709https://fargostreet.com/post/143709Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:09:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:01:14 GMT]]>So true so true.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143703https://fargostreet.com/post/143703Thu, 08 Feb 2007 16:01:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:53:42 GMT]]>Hahahaha...girls...

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143702https://fargostreet.com/post/143702Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:53:42 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:17:16 GMT]]>^^^+1

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143692https://fargostreet.com/post/143692Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:17:16 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Girlfriends on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:16:37 GMT]]>hahahaha thats great and very true

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/143691https://fargostreet.com/post/143691Thu, 08 Feb 2007 15:16:37 GMT