<![CDATA[a new version for X-Mas]]>Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light.
Up pulled a rumbling V8, and no cops in sight.
I will try, I will try, with this 2 liter motor.
To beat this damn Lightning, with it's vacuum-like blower.
As the light goes to green, and I pull like no joke,
The Lightning erupts in a big cloud of smoke.
"Rev Smasher!, rev Twister!, rev Stroker!, rev Blitzin!."
I yelled to the names of my 4 VTEC Pistons.
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
but I'm in deep ****, when that Lightning gets traction.
I grab second gear and the RPMs sing,
And my mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing.
I now hear the roar of the big Eaton gaining,
All I can do is keep those 4 pistons straining.
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast,
My chinese stickers go flying, now a thing of the past.
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate.
Looking up at the tail lights, as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler.
"You can't win em all" he says in a fling
"and you may not win any, in that silly thing!"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow... I'll win the next fight.
Then next night we meet, once again on the road,
My new coffee-can exhaust, blows steam in the cold.
I revved up again, this time sure I would win,
But that damn Lightning, kicked my ass again.
The driver rolls down his window, at the end of the strip,
And yells "I just blew you away with my new PSP Chip!!"

Happy Holidays From Power Surge Performance

]]>https://fargostreet.com/topic/989/a-new-version-for-x-masRSS for NodeThu, 28 May 2026 18:23:55 GMTFri, 17 Dec 2004 17:24:58 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:27:48 GMT]]>that was funny

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/17452https://fargostreet.com/post/17452Sat, 18 Dec 2004 23:27:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Sat, 18 Dec 2004 07:18:33 GMT]]>wheels up in a truck at 4800lbs....

sweeeeeeet.

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/17383https://fargostreet.com/post/17383Sat, 18 Dec 2004 07:18:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:19:02 GMT]]>here is a pic of his ride..its being converted over to a T76 turbo

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]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/17268https://fargostreet.com/post/17268Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:19:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:56:50 GMT]]>riiiight lol...i like that one 😄

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/17266https://fargostreet.com/post/17266Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:56:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:28:14 GMT]]>he was done with the quarter mile when the lightning passed him...duh lol

]]>https://fargostreet.com/post/17233https://fargostreet.com/post/17233Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:28:14 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to a new version for X-Mas on Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:26:53 GMT]]>Sweet got him on the launch! lol jk

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