best of chuck norris jokes
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The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
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Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
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Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
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Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
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Not to be outdone, after heard that Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of a bat, Chuck Norris decided to eat Batman. This explains why no one has seen Michael Keaton or Val Kilmer for nearly a decade.
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Jesus had to wait three days to be resurrected because Chuck Norris was busy.
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Due to the excessive amount of unprotected sex Chuck Norris takes part in, it is garunteed that he appears in your family tree anywhere from 3 to 10 times.
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Chuck Norris has more friends on MySpace than Tom.
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Scientists just discovered the cure for cancer, Chuck Norris's tears..... Too bad chuck norris doesn't cry.
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Hando.....
don't look behind y......
/roundhouse kick from chuck norris
....too late, sorry
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