A guy not to piss off on the internet

[XJHEAD]

Found this on another forum

Quote:
Originally Posted by Slow710
o shit! does Dabitch have a lil tini heart thats hurting? im sorry lil baby! Your the type of bitch they have the phrase PMS

Look here pissbag,the fact that you’re even here is disgusting. Anyone who suffers from dyslexia, down syndrome, and profound mental retardation should not be on the fucking internet. Just log off, you stupid dwarf. And after you do that, do me an extra favor, and commit suicide. You’re a fucking retarded sloth who couldn’t fight his way out of a wet soggy paper bag.
Alas it seems that our hoodlum wonderboy may have been capped by one rubber bullet too many stuck up his ass...

Or maybe he's been taken hostage by the local pimp working the sidewalks after school...

The day that you were born you shot out of your mothers limp pussy like a greased pig and slammed mouth open into the doctors crotch clamping down through scrubs and all and started sucking your first cock. I can see the orderlies and doc struggling to pull you off and you, your fat slobbery mouth sucking greedily. Your folks had to get rid of the dog as soon as you could crawl. Every time they turned around you had the poor thing in a leg lock and were giving it a freaking blow job.Folks would come by to visit, slamm a few beers smoke a blunt or two having a good ole time with mom and dad, when suddenly they would look down and find you wrapped around their leg humping as if the world was ending.
“What the fuck man.” they’d shake their leg, “your kid some kind of faggot man?”
When you were five you got kicked out off little league for chasing down team members at halftime, yanking their pants down and latching on to their peckers. At seven you discovered the joys of ejaculation and began pulling your pud round the clock resulting in.....the skinny, limp noodle pencil dick you have today
But the story only gets worse. While watching television through the window of a Will Wankers (slow710 had been banned from all the neighboring kids homes by then for lewd and perverted behaviors) he discovered World Wide Wrestling. From that day forward slow710 was determined to become a member of the wrestling league. He began his quest with a series of toughening exercises. First was head butting? He slammed his head into walls, floors, pillars and posts morning noon and night. Thump thump thumping all hours of the day and night. His parents were beside themselves. By the time he was eleven not a square inch of his head was left without a stitch. Next came body slamming. He threw himself off the roof, out of moving cars off of the jungle gym on the playground. Finally the day came when he even threw himself into a group of little girls putting the closest one into a headlock. Every chance he got he practiced his www moves. At thirteen hc saw Big Jaws Macraw and his wonderful flame red spandex wrestling attire.slow710's heart pounded, his head swam and he knew, just knew one day he too would have a skin tight flame read spandex wrestling suit just like BJ’s.
slow710 took a job cleaning portable toilets to earn enough money for his spandex. He scrubbed piss stained urinals and shoveled turds until finally, on his 19th birthday hc had enough money to get his wrestling suit made.
On the day of his suits arrival hc was ecstatic. He fairly pranced back from the mailbox, down the stairs and into the poorly lit basement where his parents had made a room for him in a storage closet. Opening the package slow710 pulled out a tiny, doll sized flame red spandex suit complete with long sleeves and footies. Struggling valiantly he began to work himself into the spandex believing with all his heart that he would be able to fit. He squeezed, writhed and huffed pulling with all his might managing to pull the tightly stretched spandex over his hips, chest and shoulders. As hc turned to look at himself in the mirror he felt a strange tug on his marble sacks. He took a step closer to the mirror and that tug became a pinch. Another step and the pinch became a searing deadening pain between his legs. Looking down hc realized he had somehow twisted the legs holes while putting the suit on and now his knickers were in a twist! In agony slow710 reached to pull his arms out of the suit only to discover he couldn’t lift either arm above his waist. He tried to call for help only to discover he couldn’t get a breath to call. He tried to take a step and moaned in agony as his spandex knickers tightened around his marbles.
Well, when his parents came to see what was keeping slow710 from doing his daily chores a day or so later it was all over. When they finally got him out of the spandex his balls came off too.
And that’s the story of the blue balled head case toreador we all know and love, slow710.

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Good news is with your skull split in two, there's twice as much of you to go around...bad news is nobody fucking wants a reject like you around and your skull is split in two. Any more wishes?

[weshole]

Wow!! such positive thoughts.

[Bryce]

What the hell? That dude woke up on the wrong side of the bed..

[SPANISH-RICE]

haha nuts

[DelSlow]

too long to read. maybe some day.

[Parker]

BumpinJCC wrote:
too long to read. maybe some day.
lazy?

[Guest]

I want to read the whole thread seriously. I think slow710 has more problems then whoever hes flameing.

[treimche]

Sounds like a Negative Nancy to me.

[JN607]

Holy shit. Someone was way to bored with himself. How would he be able to write all that? Maybe that was HIS lifestory...