Fuck you Anna Nicole Smith

[SmitEvo]

bubba;162679 wrote:
When did either of those become a newspaper...

Internet page n00b...

[Erik]

CMK, get off my internet.

[DelSlow]

blah blah blah im a dirty whore...

[Rexwagon]

i hate that bitch too. I am tired of hearing about her on the tv. damn they just need to shut up. shes dead. said and done. now if someone digs up her body and steals it, maybe that might be a good story, only because its funny shit. haha

[RidinRails]

your all just mad you didnt make millions off a stupid dietary supplement pill..

trimspa > cmk

[torbs]

lolz...CMK...you making this thread is a prime example of why it is all over TV...even though "nobody cares" we all seem to pay attention to it...for fuck sake you made a whole damn thread about it...and you wonder why people watch it???...i bet you've cought yourself a couple times watching it...even if "you didn't enjoy" watching it, you still found yourself watching it and not changing the channel for a few minutes...otherwise you wouldn't have made this thread bc you wouldnt have heard of it nor cared so much...k thx bye

[capitlj]

Its called weapons of mass distraction. Or slight of hand, lookie here so you don't see what going on over there. Who knew that trimspa and cocaine and benzadrine and alcohol and vicodin and nyquill and Trichloroethanol and Klonopin and Valium and Diazepam and Nordiazapam and Temazepam and Oxazepam and Lorazapam and probibly some pot too, is a deadly coctail.

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

Well there goes my breakfast plans for tomorrow.

[Guest]

Does that mean our date is off Schulzy?

[ruthless351]

Yawn........:deadhorse:

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

tjamz;162951 wrote:
Does that mean our date is off Schulzy?

Oh hellz ya, no drugs no love.

[MisterCMK]

torbs;162814 wrote:
lolz...CMK...you making this thread is a prime example of why it is all over TV...even though "nobody cares" we all seem to pay attention to it...for fuck sake you made a whole damn thread about it...and you wonder why people watch it???...i bet you've cought yourself a couple times watching it...even if "you didn't enjoy" watching it, you still found yourself watching it and not changing the channel for a few minutes...otherwise you wouldn't have made this thread bc you wouldnt have heard of it nor cared so much...k thx bye

When did you get unbanned?

[torbs]

MisterCMK;163132 wrote:
When did you get unbanned?

too soon for you apparently

[MisterCMK]

Too soon for everyone. BTW, you never answered in a previous thread, why in the hell do you have cars listed in your sig that you don't even own?

[Spec_R]

that's pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

[Guest]

NASSAU, BAHAMAS-Former stripper turned Playboy Playmate turned reality-TV
star Anna Nicole Smith has overcome her longtime struggle with obesity, at
last reaching her target weight of 125 pounds, sources said Monday.

"Anna's been through a lot," said Florida Circuit Court Judge Larry
Seidlin, who became visibly emotional as he spoke to reporters. "But I
think it's fair to say that she hasn't been this happy in years."

Forensics reports reveal that Smith's miraculous weight loss began on Feb.
8, when she was discovered unconscious in her Hollywood, FL hotel room. She
then proceeded to shed the baby weight she had gained during her recent
pregnancy, even as her numerous legal woes and the controversy surrounding
her 6-month-old daughter Dannielynn's paternity thrust Smith into the
public eye more than ever before.

"The last several weeks have been particularly rough for Anna, but
thankfully she's turned a corner," said attorney Richard Millstein, the
legally appointed guardian for Dannielynn. "At least some good has come out
of this sad and sordid tale."

Several sources close to Smith confirmed that she did have some work done
in the intervening weeks, losing a significant amount of weight after
doctors removed several pounds of her internal organs for toxicity tests.
Others credit the loss to aggressive calorie cutting.

Broward County Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper said Smith "slowly and
steadily" shed the excess pounds before closing in on her goal in the past
week.

"Those last 20 pounds were the hardest," Perper said. "But God bless her,
she did it. Finally, after all that struggle, she's in a good place."

Some weight-loss experts, however, see Smith's achievement as less than
inspirational, claiming that such drastic crash dieting can cause the body
to lose dangerous amounts of water and muscle mass.

"She can't be healthy," Miami-based dietitian Pam Archer said. "From what I
understand, her current appearance is, frankly, frightening. Even though
she's reached her target, her weight is continuing to drop at an alarming
pace. Pretty soon she'll be nothing but skin and bones."

Despite such criticism, Krista Barth, attorney for Smith's common-law
husband Howard K. Stern, defended Smith. "While we don't claim to be
entirely pleased with the outcome of the events of the past several weeks,
if nothing else, she finally lost the weight, and nobody, not even an
appeals court, can take that away from her," Barth said. "Anna Nicole
deserves full credit for finally getting what she always wanted."

Smith is currently celebrating her new slimmed-down status in the Bahamas,
where she is expected to remain indefinitely.