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  • ParkerP Offline
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    Parker
    wrote on last edited by
    #13

    grab them by the tail and whip them (like a bull whip, or gay sex toy whip in you case) and whip them as hard as you can.... there heads will pop off 😉

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    > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
    > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
    > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
    > You are right Parker.

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    • 9 Offline
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      97lt1
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      #14

      I would just leave them alone, they're harmless.

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      • Afsil80A Offline
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        Afsil80
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        #15

        Parker;169606 wrote:
        grab them by the tail and whip them (like a bull whip, or gay sex toy whip in you case) and whip them as hard as you can.... there heads will pop off 😉

        HAhahahahahahahahahahaa

        -Peter

        1991 240SX
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        • youngin2nrY Offline
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          youngin2nr
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          #16

          :machinegun:
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          3 things i couldn't live without.........
          :3gears: -> :drink: -> :poon:

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          • MisterCMKM Offline
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            MisterCMK
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            #17

            Rexwagon;169515 wrote:
            cmk are u going soft and becoming a liberal on us?

            nevar!

            FASTER THAN DUBBSY

            > thrash;315544 wrote:
            > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
            >
            > Ford is back :)

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            • MisterCMKM Offline
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              MisterCMK
              wrote on last edited by
              #18

              97lt1;169609 wrote:
              I would just leave them alone, they're harmless.

              Yeah, but they sit on the sidewalk right in front of our building and scare the shit out of everyone who walks up.

              FASTER THAN DUBBSY

              > thrash;315544 wrote:
              > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
              >
              > Ford is back :)

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              • bubbaB Offline
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                bubba
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                #19

                How bout a 12ga with #8 shot, they wont feel a thing and there wouldnt be anything left to clean up either.

                Current Cars:
                08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                90 Honda CRX - Project car
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                Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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                • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                  StangerBanger96
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                  #20

                  MisterCMK;169654 wrote:
                  Yeah, but they sit on the sidewalk right in front of our building and scare the shit out of everyone who walks up.

                  Then everyone who walks up is a pansy ass little pussy bitch who doesn't deserve to purchase anything.

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                  • MisterCMKM Offline
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                    MisterCMK
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #21

                    lol

                    I dispatched another one today.

                    FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                    > thrash;315544 wrote:
                    > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                    >
                    > Ford is back :)

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                    • JimJ Offline
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                      Jim
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                      #22

                      PineInchNenis69;169687 wrote:
                      Then everyone who walks up is a pansy ass little pussy bitch who doesn't deserve to purchase anything.

                      :icon_scratch:

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                      • StangerBanger96S Offline
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                        StangerBanger96
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                        #23

                        Jim;169719 wrote:
                        :icon_scratch:

                        I dunno :icon_albino:

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                        • MisterCMKM Offline
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                          MisterCMK
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #24

                          Just took care of another as well. Thats 2 today.
                          This is one from yesterday
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                          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                          > thrash;315544 wrote:
                          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                          >
                          > Ford is back :)

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                          • beachbum_jonB Offline
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                            beachbum_jon
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #25

                            you dont buy racoons, you trap them. you can buy racoon piss and sprya it around in a hand sprayer, racoons eat snakes and snakes know that, so they will steer clear of the sprayed area

                            "None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free"

                            • Johann Wolfgang vonGoethe, 1749-1832-

                            "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword. The other is by debt."
                            -John Adams, 1735-1826-

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                            • ErikE Offline
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                              Erik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #26

                              This thread is really gay. And I hate you CMK for making it.

                              They call me, old man...

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                              • SmitEvoS Offline
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                                SmitEvo
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                                #27

                                someone give that picture to the hawley police department.....maybe cmk will go to jail for cruelty to animals

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                                • BryceB Offline
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                                  Bryce
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #28

                                  Make a snake skin shift boot :icon_thumleft:

                                  88 Honda crx Si-B16 turbo street car, 06 Civic Si- DD

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                                  • beachbum_jonB Offline
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                                    beachbum_jon
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #29

                                    hmmm...good idea, could be interesting

                                    "None are more hopelessly enslaved, than those who falsely believe they are free"

                                    • Johann Wolfgang vonGoethe, 1749-1832-

                                    "There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One by the sword. The other is by debt."
                                    -John Adams, 1735-1826-

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                                    • Turbo5OhT Offline
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                                      Turbo5Oh
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #30

                                      damn thats prolly the biggest gardener snake ive seen

                                      i also think the the racoon piss is a good idea ( the buying racoon bit was suppose to be funny)

                                      LIFE'S JOURNEY IS NOT TO ARRIVE AT THE GRAVE IN A WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, TOTALLY WORN OUT, SHOUTING ' HOLY SHIT.....WHAT A RIDE'

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                                      • MisterCMKM Offline
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                                        MisterCMK
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #31

                                        That was the biggest one. Nasty fucker. The other 2 today weren't as big.

                                        FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                                        > thrash;315544 wrote:
                                        > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                                        >
                                        > Ford is back :)

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                                        • MisterCMKM Offline
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                                          MisterCMK
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #32

                                          SmitEvo;169747 wrote:
                                          someone give that picture to the hawley police department.....maybe cmk will go to jail for cruelty to animals

                                          bah, they went out quickly. Never felt a thing. I may kill them but I at least make sure they don't suffer.

                                          FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                                          > thrash;315544 wrote:
                                          > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                                          >
                                          > Ford is back :)

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