Never Piss Off a Truck Driver!!! (Maybe a *NWS*)

[itRfan]

This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street LA gang decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face.The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck, at which time the driver slammed on his brakes, resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable camera...

I got this in my e-mail last night thought i would share this with you all..Pretty F'd up. Also i didnt really know if it was NWS or would be ok.

[Parker]

damn... but only one pic works

[JN210]

^word, That would be a hell of a bad day.....

[Afsil80]

Serves him right.

[zbrown]

boo i wanna see the other two

[MisterCMK]

Anyone have the other 2? I can rehost them...

[DelSlow]

I love how theres a diet coke can on him and a dollar.

[capitlj]

Oops that didn't quite go according to plan.

[SPANISH-RICE]

wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

[legacy-user-544]

SPANISH-RICE;210639 wrote:
wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

the human body can take quite a bit of punishment before it starts spilling out like youre talking about. he did bust open a little around the eyes and mouth. he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

[2gTSIGUY]

d^flex;210646 wrote:
he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

I thought that was common knowledge these days:rolleyes:. On a sunnier note, you can see tire tread on his stomach!

[99civic]

it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself? is he doing better now? ok im done

[Krazy_Kling]

i most definitely give that driver 150 bonus points for gettin' a gang member, thats about as rare as gettin' a beerfuck on a squad car.

[SPANISH-RICE]

a beerfuck on a squadcar... baller, thats like the royal flush of beerfuck gameplay

[99civic]

^^^^ yeah or getting to have sex with jessica alba

[itRfan]

^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

[2gTSIGUY]

itRfan;211016 wrote:
^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

[dubbsy]

2gTSIGUY;211067 wrote:
Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

that would be the most worthwhile case of herpes I could ever get....

[dubbsy]

99civic;210681 wrote:
it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself?

quite likely more than poop filling his shorts.