1958 vs 2008

[bubba]

Idk if this has been posted, but thought it was pretty good:

Scenario:
Jack goes quail hunting before school,pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

1958- Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jailand never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called infor traumatized students and teachers

Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins.Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1958 -Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie.Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from statebecause Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's carand his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.
Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.
State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembersbeing abused herself and their dad goes to prison.
Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1958 -Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario:
Pedro fails high school English.

1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state.
Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that knowing
English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.
Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up
mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1958 - Ants die.
2008- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated,
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison.
Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

There were some others ppl added that were pretty funny (not safe for ppl like Chuck that cant handle racist jokes):

Scenario:
Johnny goes to the theater and orders popcorn with butter

1958: Johnny eats his popcorn and enjoys his movie

2008: Johhny gets cancer from the popcorn and dies a week later.

Scenario:
Jamal gets a new girlfriend

1958: Jamal's girlfriend is black
2008: Jamal's girlfriend is a fat white girl with good credit

Scenario:
13 yr old Julie gets her first boyfriend at school.

1958: Julie and her boyfriend have their first kiss after 3 weeks of dating.

2008: Julie has already had sex with 15 guys, has 2 kids, and is dating a 21 year old from the U

Scenario:
Jamal wants to take the bus into town

1958: Jamal gets on the bus and has to sit in the back.

2008: Jamal is president of the united states

[Rexwagon]

lol nice. I like the fat white girl one, so true

[D S ohM]

That was some good reading.

[ihaveaids]

Last ones were pretty funny

[civic91]

lol those are great.