Cookies!!!

[D S ohM]

My nose is bleeding! I saw the cookiez and jumped at the screen to eats it! Ouch!

[weshole]

[D S ohM]

More cookiez=more nose bleedz. No more please!

[dodee929]

WORLDS LARGEST COOKIE JUST FOR YOU

largest cookie was 31m (102 feet) in diameter and weighted 18,000 kg (40,000 lb). The cookie as seen by superman:

12,200 lbs. of Unbleached Flour (who care if it is bleached? Count Bleachula?)

6,525 lbs. of Unsalted Butter

6,000 lbs. of Dark Chocolate Chunks (This is 1 million chunks… damn son…)

5,000 lbs. of Granulated Sugar

3,370 lbs. of Dark Brown Sugar

30,000 Whole Eggs (by our calculations it would take a grown man 43 years to poop out that many eggs)

184 lbs. of Salt (good thing the butter was unsalted…)

79 lbs. Baking Soda

10 gallons of Pure Vanilla [Boris drinks this much pure vanilla in a week)

[dodee929]

Besides that here's your cookie!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cars-Trucks___Nissan-GT-R_W0QQitemZ200315876480QQddnZCarsQ20Q26Q20TrucksQQddiZ2282QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Cars_Trucks?hash=item200315876480&_trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=72%3A317|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

[D S ohM]

Son of a bitch my face hurts! Damn you dodee!!!! I gotta quit fallin for the computer screen cookiez trick!

[Rexwagon]

dammit ohm. are u hanging out with JN again

[ichibankilla]

[D S ohM]

Rexwagon;264138 wrote:
dammit ohm. are u hanging out with JN again

Does this thread look like its full of fail? Didnt think so. Its full of Cookiez!

[bubba]

someone best bring me a bday cookie...

[D S ohM]

Bump. Will mentioned cookiez in another one of Joel's threads and now I wants one. Anyone gots one for me?

[ichibankilla]

It is Saturday, maybe somebody will have some tossed cookies for you later.

[D S ohM]

I no want tossed! Well...maybe. As long as they aren't dirty.

[thurmanmerman]

I haz cookiez but none for you.

[D S ohM]

Douche.

[thurmanmerman]

D S ohM;264970 wrote:
Douche.

Cockfiddler.

[D S ohM]

thurmanmerman;264973 wrote:
Cockfiddler.

I know you are...but what am I?

[thurmanmerman]

D S ohM;264974 wrote:
I know you are...but what am I?

Sick burn.

[D S ohM]

Bump! Thanks a lot Thurman and Bubba...douchebags. I needz more COOKIEZ!

[bubba]

D S ohM;265448 wrote:
Bump! Thanks a lot Thurman and Bubba...douchebags. I needz more COOKIEZ!

FUCK your COOKIEZ