Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[KA-T_240]

Funny shit!!!

[thrash]

that thread was full of win.

[SPANISH-RICE]

me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: Hey stranger!
Me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: I thought you were too cool to hangout with me?
Me: Hey when can i tap that?
Her: Well when are you working this week?
Me: Ahh sorry im busy that day
her: Whatever

lulz

[Bp-08]

bump, I found my buddys phone and text the last girl he was texting.

me:when you gona let me tap dat?
her: tap what?
me: DAT ASS!
her:your drunk, text me tomorrow.
me:you didnt answer my question.
her:what question.
me:when you gona let me tap dat?
her:text me when your sober
I was going to text her saying it was a joke, but my buddy realized his phone was missing, so I pretended I found it and gave it to him before I had the time to text her back. I later found out it was his cousin lol.

[JN210]

tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
her: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
her: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
her: Can't wait to see you.
me: oh I bet.

[beachbum_jon]

^pics or it didnt happen

[95accord]

um +1

[Bryce]

JN210;290378 wrote:
tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
her: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
her: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
her: wait, I thought u was a gay..
me: oh sry.

Lies. Never happend.

Edit: I found the real conversation!

[JN210]

^lol, yea let me find it, assuming it wasnt deleted. My parents or sis steal my phone and then go on with searching through my texts.

[zbrown]

Bryce;290456 wrote:
Edit: I found the real conversation!

Oh, you must mean this one

JN210;290378 wrote:
tried this the other day...saturday was a GREAT day :D.

me: when can I tap that?
him: wat?
me: you heard me, you, me, anyplace comfortable.
him: o, well...how does saturday sound?
me: sounds great
him: Can't wait to see you.
me: oh I bet.

[JN210]

^you bastard!...ya caught meh.

[integra_gsr98]

stump grinder?

[zbrown]

integra_gsr98;290472 wrote:
stump grinder?

i about choked on my ham and provolone sandwich, haha

[JN210]

integra_gsr98;290472 wrote:
stump grinder?

Is that some kind of joke to my one legged-ness?

lol none the less

[Rexwagon]

Waiting on pics

[YellowEvo]

Just picture your right or left hand.. jk

[zbrown]

YellowEvo;290499 wrote:
Just picture your right or left hand.. jk

LOL

[dubbsy]

Ex I haven't seen in like 4.5 years and suddenly started talking again - mostly ending with me telling her to send me pics of her tits.

Me: So, when can I hit that?
Her: Hit what? I don't follow ... You hit. I hit back.
Me: That's what I'm talkin about. Daddy like!

and nothing - I really expected more out of her.

[integra_gsr98]

JN210;290475 wrote:
Is that some kind of joke to my one legged-ness?

lol none the less

yes. google stump grinder and see for yourself.

[JN210]

Bump....someone do this and post it up.