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Department of Energy.....

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  • DaveHD Offline
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    DaveH
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    Stolen from another forum....

    Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of
    a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So
    they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
    Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without
    instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two
    people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do
    time studies.
    Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the
    tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and
    hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
    Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So They
    created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer,
    Then hired two people.
    Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
    So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an
    Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal
    Secretary.
    Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one
    Year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
    So they laid off the night watchman.
    NOW slowly, let it sink in.
    Quietly, we go like sheep to slaughter.
    Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of
    the DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY .... During the Carter Administration?
    Anybody?
    Anything?
    No?
    Didn't think so!
    Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of
    an agency ... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember!
    Ready??
    It was very simple ... and at the time, everybody thought it very appropriate.
    The Department of Energy was instituted on 8-04-1977.
    TO LESSEN OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL.
    Hey, pretty efficient, huh???
    AND NOW, IT'S 2009 -- 32 YEARS LATER -- AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY" DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE DONE! THIS IS WHERE YOU SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD AND SAY, "WHAT WAS I THINKING?"
    Ah, yes -- good ole bureaucracy.
    AND, NOW, WE ARE GOING TO TURN THE BANKING SYSTEM, HEALTH CARE AND THE AUTO INDUSTRY OVER TO THE SAME GOVERNMENT?

    HELLOOO ! Anybody Home?

    DaveH
    '94 Supra- 7.77 @ 176mph

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    • 2gTSIGUY2 Offline
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      2gTSIGUY
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      DaveH;291997 wrote:
      HELLOOO ! Anybody Home?

      Please leave a message after the beep.

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      • JN210J Offline
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        JN210
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        2gTSIGUY;292003 wrote:
        Please leave a message after the beep.

        ahh shit, voicemail is full.

        *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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        > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
        > I like the new JN210

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        • nonamekidN Offline
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          nonamekid
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          JN210;292007 wrote:
          ahh shit, voicemail is full.

          They had a cut back, and got rid of the guy who checks the voicemail. Don't expect anyone to get back to you.

          1990 240SX coupe
          1992 Mazda MX-3 GS 2.5 swap
          1983 VW Rabbit GTI 2.0 swap

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          • bubbaB Offline
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            bubba
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            very good read....

            Current Cars:
            08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
            93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
            90 Honda CRX - Project car
            90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

            Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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            • C Offline
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              Cobra Rob
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              what is America going to be like 20 years from now?

              model T on 20s and 6 12 inchs subs with a crank in the front

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              • 2gTSIGUY2 Offline
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                2gTSIGUY
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                Cobra Rob;292057 wrote:
                what is America going to be like 20 years from now?

                non existent

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                • JN210J Offline
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                  JN210
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                  #8

                  I was gonna say look in a mirror but ok.

                  *1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
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                  > DelSlow;262050 wrote:
                  > I like the new JN210

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                  • amichezeA Offline
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                    amicheze
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                    #9

                    Related note:

                    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts950

                    2006 Audi A3 2.0T

                    "My country, right or wrong." is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." - G. K. Chesterton

                    > Fargostreet Trolls wrote:
                    > i must be stupid

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                    • fallguyF Offline
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                      fallguy
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                      2gTSIGUY;292082 wrote:
                      non existent

                      Hit the nail on the head.

                      8.14@163mph 1.16 best 60ft 1054whp
                      1990 Ford Probe GT 2jz RWD
                      LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER! -MS

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                      • MisterCMKM Offline
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                        MisterCMK
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                        Isn't red tape wonderful?

                        FASTER THAN DUBBSY

                        > thrash;315544 wrote:
                        > I noticed that the new 5.0 valve covers say "Ford Motorsport" or something on them. Instead, the valvecovers should be a big bald eagle, holding a rifle in one talon, an american flag in the other, eating apple pie, and shitting on the outline of europe.
                        >
                        > Ford is back :)

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                          Sweet-WRX-Lovin
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                          Every day I begin to understand more and more what old people bitch about. The world in general, not just this country is getting more and more fucked up. Just grab a surfboard and ride the wave of shit till you die and go to heaven. Oh and try to throw as many people as possible, that will take them, a surfboard as well....

                          One time...

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                            capitlj
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                            A true philosopher.

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                            > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
                            > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

                            ASE certified parts specialist.
                            2004 Impala LS 3.8

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