What Men Really Mean

[YellowEvo]

What guys really mean when they say...

What he says: I love you
What he means: Go down on me

What he says: I need you
What he means: My hand is tired

What he says: I’m sorry
What he means: I’m not above begging for sex

What he says: You’re beautiful
What he means: I’d do you

What he says: It’s a guy thing
What he means: It’s not my fault

What he says: We need to talk
What he means: I’m dumping you

What he says: Let’s just be friends
What he means: I want to sleep with your friends

What he says: It’s just not working out
What he means: You’re not putting out

What he says: It’s not what you think
What he means: It’s what you think

What he says: What would you like to do
What he means: Where would you like to do me

What he says: I like independent women
What he means: That way I don’t have to spend the night after I do her

What he says: What’s your sign/what’s your major/can I buy you a drink
What he means: God I hope she swallows

What he says: That’s a nice dress/shirt/hair/eyes/shoes
What he means: Nice breasts

What he says: I like a woman with a sense of humor
What he means: ...on her knees

What he says: I won’t tell anyone
What he means: Except all the guys I know

[Bryce]

Thats crazy, I have said some of those quotes to girls.

[hondagirl17]

OH so that's what you guys are really thinking.... !!!

[Flowcus]

There are 3 main things on most guys minds... Beer, Cars, and getting Laid.

[weshole]

Flowcus wrote:
There are 3 main things on most guys minds... Beer, Cars, and getting Laid.

Not nessesarily in that order.

[STiSchucky]

im more into sports then cars. so subsitute those 2 and then thats it.

[hondagirl17]

Yeah I would agree with that!

[Jim]

hondagirl17 wrote:
Yeah I would agree with that!

haha are you sure those aren't the 3 things on your mind too? hahahaha

[YellowEvo]

sex is on every girls mind....

[Joel]

Jim wrote:
haha are you sure those aren't the 3 things on your mind too? hahahaha
Nah its mor elike Getting laid, cars, and ZIMA. ROTFLMAO

[Bryce]

wannabe wrote:
Nah its mor elike Getting laid, cars, and ZIMA. ROTFLMAO
Hahah Good one.

[My NOva]

it is good few of those have been spoken

[Flowcus]

So basically kirk your three things are Beer, Sports, and Cars? Poor poor kirk...

[out there]

i'm going to have to toss my vote in with the top three things being way off the mark... though, if i had a top three, women would definitely be part of it