My friend tried to kill himself...sort of...

[94NDTA]

There ya go....

[Eurofan]

..............no trip to the er....???

sounds pretty fucking redneck to me man.

[94NDTA]

I would have gone in.

Rick is of a different breed I guess.

We were an hour and a half from the nearest hospitol, that might have played a role in his decision.

[wishinsky]

Yes! He grabbed the BEER though.

[Kossick]

Ah! That's sick. He's lucky if he came out with no infections tho.

[bubba]

Nice, now that's being a trooper, lol...

[Cobra Rob]

i just got done eating:icon_puke_r:

[ichibankilla]

Those aren't stitches, that's fishin' line!

[torbs]

Why in the hell would you not go and get stitches after that? Forget being a trooper, that's straight up being a dumbass.

[funky_monkey58]

I would have stitched it on spot. (I carry suture kits with me in my cars)