Bacon makes EVERYTHING better
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Including sex apparently.
Discuss.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Call girl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril! When they're dead they're just hookers!
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Bacon flavored lube!!! Now I don't even have to talk to fat chicks, just splatter a little of that on my junk, and watch the cows come in.
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8 -
capitlj;307001 wrote:
Bacon flavored lube!!! Now I don't even have to talk to fat chicks, just splatter a little of that on my junk, and watch the cows come in.Dude wtf?:icon_puke_r:
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Kossick;307114 wrote:
not a fan of bacon... and definitely not a fan of fat chicks...really??? Im a HUGE fan of bacon flavored fat chicks!!! :icon_cheers:
1999 civic ex - 472whp 19psi e85
2000 civic SiR - jdm sickness
1988 chevy s10 blazer - lowrider
1979 lifted fullsize chevy - mud truck -
we'd have more people interested on here if it said SHEEP!
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RidinRails;307119 wrote:
we'd have more people interested on here if it said SHEEP!I should start selling velcro gloves on here.....
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Wait you have velcro gloves?
Oh and for the record fat chicks give the best head.
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8 -
Kossick;307123 wrote:
I'm glad to say I'll just have to take your word for that one...
But I have gotten some GREAT head from very hott and fit girlsX123921312, I prefer and girl not to snort and nom nom when they are going to town on me....
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Bassplayer;307125 wrote:
X123921312, I prefer and girl not to snort and nom nom when they are going to town on me....hahahaha, awesome. I prefer hot chicks givin it up rather than a hungry fat one...If the girl is skinny she is most likely not hungry and you are already saving money.
*1989 Nissan 300ZX Z31 *
> DelSlow;262050 wrote:
> I like the new JN210 -
Who said anything about buying them dinner Jeff? I just talking about letting them fellate me. I can pretend its anyone I want down there. I've never gotten decent head from a good looking girl. They just don't have the need to be good at that because guys actually want to hit it. Don't get me wrong I'm sure they are out there, just saying in my personal experience, fat chicks are better at smoking pole.
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8 -
Wow that might just be the single most offensive post I have read on fargostreet.
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8 -
is it sad that you read your comment an hour later and then post on how offensive it is? or i did i miss sumthin in between?
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No you didn't miss anything. Just because its offensive doesn't mean it isn't what I wanted to say.
> Mitch Hedberg wrote:
> I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.ASE certified parts specialist.
2004 Impala LS 3.8
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