how to take as shower

[Raider]

DaveH wrote:
Probably only funny to married people, or folks living with their significant other.

**How To Shower Like a Woman **

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

**How To Shower Like a Man **

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

so Dave is this what happens at your house?

[TwistedAngel]

I'm not sure if the female part is right, but the male part definately is! Maybe the older women go about their showers like that, but not I. And I think EVERY guy does the whole shakin' the wiener sayin' woo hoo thing. LOL!

[King Ricer]

that's really funny

[out there]

CivGirl wrote:
I'm not sure if the female part is right, but the male part definately is! Maybe the older women go about their showers like that, but not I. And I think EVERY guy does the whole shakin' the wiener sayin' woo hoo thing. LOL!

i sort of agree... my gf wanders around the bedroom and bathroom naked. i just shower and get on with what i had planned, none of this wiener shaking, "woo woo"-ing

[Guest]

you're missing out on the better parts of life not doing that....LOL

[Phats]

i for one woo-woo all the time, in fact i look for excuses to woo-woo all the time.

[Guest]

Definite pee-er in the shower I am.:)

[bestoneyet]

I dont really think the female one is right. I dont shower like that ever. But the guy one is very true.

[grumblecakes]

Anyone who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying

[hondagirl17]

heh... the girl part is somewhat close, but not really! I've seen that before too.. it is pretty good!

[bluejays]

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

lol, nice