Your horroscope
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See which one is yours
Aquarius (Jan. 23 - Feb. 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks that you are a fucking jerk.
Pices (Feb. 23 - Mar. 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advise. You do nothing but piss everyone off you come in contact with. You are a prick.
Aries (Mar. 23 - April. 22) You have a wild imagination and often think that you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect to much for to little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and wont be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think that you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. If you are male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of veneral disease.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the prefect Son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov. 23 - Dec. 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. The majority of Saggitarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec. 23 - Jan. 22) You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
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weshole wrote:
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect to much for to little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.well i AM a cheap bastard.....
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so it wasn't just the other parts that had you pegged then huh?
j/k couldn't resist
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I'll drink my koolaid after you drink yours, ok dubbsy?
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Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Couldnt of said it better myself.
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well I do think the cops are always following only me.... this thing is oddly true...
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Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist. Your arrogance is disgusting.
Yep, I'm a F***ing arrogant communist.
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T ! N wrote:
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think that you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a communist. Your arrogance is disgusting.Yep, I'm a F***ing arrogant communist.
Me too.
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But tins really a communist. hes from north vietnam.
holla
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Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think that you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
im sorry but sex is by far more enjoyable then masturbation, on any level, or unless shes doing it while giveing u head:D and im not a theaf
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weshole wrote:
Now I KNOW your a waistoid. You've really got to lay of the chronic.
wes man it dosent effect every day life. Do you have any clue how many people in the fargo - moorhead area that smoke Marijuana. Its an insane amount ofcorse it dosent compare to the amount of coke/crack heads in this town, or junkies.
The great state of nevada is trying for little amsterdam in Las Vegas, and do u know who is supporting it the most Mayor Goodman of Las vegas. -
God damn it.
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My NOva wrote:
wes man it dosent effect every day life. Do you have any clue how many people in the fargo - moorhead area that smoke Marijuana.I'm pretty sure wes does have a good idea how many people smoke weed. Here's the deal though, a little every now and then isn't any worse than a couple beers every now and then, but people that tend to smoke ALOT of weed on a daily basis GENERALLY lack ambition and motivation. I am speaking from watching my friends who do it and have done it for over 10 years. Funny thing though, once they quit doing it their motivation and ambition goes up and they become more productive. Point in all this rambling is that ANY drug that is done in excess can/will have an affect on your day to day lifestyle. It won't be immediate, but it will have an affect.
I'm not telling people don't do weed, thats a personal choice that has consequences if you get caught. I'm just arguing the social affect that weed has on people who do it in excess.
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STiSchucky wrote:
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.Couldnt of said it better myself.
That does describe you well. Maybe someday you will find out if you really fall asleep while fucking.
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