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Oh my god OUCH

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  • STiSchuckyS Offline
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    STiSchucky
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    #6

    CCr wrote:
    the dangers of unsafe sex
    dont think a condom woulda saved his weiner.

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    • McAdamM Offline
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      McAdam
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      #7

      LMAO! funniest shit Ive read all day!

      McAdam

      Nitrous is kind of like a hot chick with STD's.... You know you wanna hit it, but you're afraid of the consequences!

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      • ParkerP Offline
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        Parker
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        #8

        all i can say is ouch....

        10 Jeep
        10 F450
        08 F250
        05 F350
        86 rx7
        70 F100
        63 Olds

        > BlueSRT0483;244555 wrote:
        > As proven by Parker... Not everything you read on the internet is true.
        > Trafik Jamz;260984 wrote:
        > You are right Parker.

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        • BryceB Offline
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          Bryce
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          #9

          Ok no cooking, and oral sex for me.

          88 Honda crx Si-B16 turbo street car, 06 Civic Si- DD

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            #10

            I had a friend that somthing similiar happened to him he was getting head in his bedroom and he was on the edge of the bed and the bed frame broke and the jerking quik motion of the bed falling made the girl clintch her teeth and all the peoplein the living room heard was a crashing noise two screams and him running out of the room with his bloody dick in his hand .........ouch

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              #11

              uwatchn wrote:
              I had a friend that somthing similiar happened to him he was getting head in his bedroom and he was on the edge of the bed and the bed frame broke and the jerking quik motion of the bed falling made the girl clintch her teeth and all the peoplein the living room heard was a crashing noise two screams and him running out of the room with his bloody dick in his hand .........ouch
              Ain't that a bitch 😞 I bet the people in the living room were a tad bit stunned to see that one!

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                out there
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                #12

                according to that article, there apparently CAN be too much of a good thing

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                  burnteclipse
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                  #13

                  here that girls...dont drag teeth or you'll get a frying pan across the face ...lol

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                    #14

                    burnteclipse wrote:
                    here that girls...dont drag teeth or you'll get a frying pan across the face ...lol
                    damn...

                    Cooking and sex don't mix.

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                    • uwatchnU Offline
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                      HandoEX wrote:
                      Ain't that a bitch 😞 I bet the people in the living room were a tad bit stunned to see that one!

                      I think they were drunk and laughing ...knowing them

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                      • JoelJ Offline
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                        Joel
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                        #16

                        Bad93ex wrote:
                        damn...

                        Cooking and sex don't mix.
                        and if it does, she should be the one cooking! lol

                        no race car? becuz homeowner...

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                          youngin2nr
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                          #17

                          DDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNMMMMMMM that is intense. I dont even wanna think about the details on that

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                          3 things i couldn't live without.........
                          :3gears: -> :drink: -> :poon:

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                            n2o
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                            I'm upset, no where in the article does it say if the pancakes were okay

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                              urdun4
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                              n2o wrote:
                              I'm upset, no where in the article does it say if the pancakes were okay

                              Bahahahaha, good one! 😄

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