And Kerry doesnt say stupid stuff.....

[Guest]

nice work brett, I liked all those bushisms to follow the Kerryisms. Anytime you make a LOT of public speeches you are bound to mess up a sentence or two. I like the humor, but that has nothing to do w/ why I am voting for who I am

[Guest]

wannabe wrote:
actually bush said all those things.... in the first post. my gov. teaher has a bush doll that when u press a button says all of the things u just put up there.
Actually yeah, now that I read all those, I do believe it was bush that stated an awful lot of them, I'll try and find some links to soundbytes for each (Bush or Kerry, I'm trying to be fair and balanced here...at least as much as Fox News is )

[n2o]

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

I laughed at that one!

[Guest]

I "think" that was actually something bush said as governor in 1999 or so. I'll do some more research to back that one up.

[Guest]

I was wrong, it was Dan Quayle. Still funny though

http://www.theotherpages.org/alpha-q1.html

[Guest]

One thing I can say about George...he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.
Barbara Bush, first lady, 1995

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989

There ought to be limits to freedom.
George W. Bush, Governor of Texas and US Presidential Candidate, in response to an unflattering web site, 1999

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
George W. Bush, US President, Yale University commencement speech, 2001

[Guest]

I know the first were by the former Pres, but funny none the less...

[stephen bradley]

The apple they say doent fall far from the tree, the pear on the other hand is a far more daring fruit

[Guest]

99slowGSX wrote:
Subject: Kerry Speaks

And the Democrats think Bush says stupid things.....

John F. Kerry speaks:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

• John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

• John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

• John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

• John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow."

• John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

• John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

• John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

• John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy."

• John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

• John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

• John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

• John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

• John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

• John F. Kerry

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

• John F. Kerry
  You're famous as I found the exact same thing on a website, but wrong...here is my proof http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/q/quaylisms.htm

[Guest]

but just to prove I'm fair, here are a few of the Bushisms that are debunked as well

http://irregulartimes.com/lie.html

[SmitEvo]

Yes they are all fake........great detective work

[Guest]

Sorry if I came across harsh there. I don't mind Kerry criticism, I just prefer that the facts be correct. I'll gladly back off on any statement that can be proven untrue that I have posted. And I'll be the first to admit I get stuff from left leaning websites/newsgroups, so there may be a few that can be proven, I accept that.