Final Fantasy anyone?
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ff online was absolutley retarded.
typical day on ffo:
me: so uhm... what the hell am i supposed to be doing at this point in the game
them: GASP you mean you don't know????
me: no, thats why i asked
them: fsuking N00b!!! narharhar
me: thanks fuckwit
them: dont swear, im 12
me: so anyway, what the crap is the point of this game
them: you are lvl 23 right? you should be halfway across the universe right now fighting llamas for llama fur that you can sell to buy the poop armor you need so you can walk back north of here and fight some other skeleton things but youll have to wait for 3 hours because you need 5 other people to fight a skeleton.
me: WHAT? that'll take like 40 days to walk there and back!
them: SO? thats what makes this game so awesome! it takes absolutley forever to do anything!! that way you don't have to go outside or eat food or bathe or anything!!
me: so where does it say I have to do that anyway, was there some dude i was supposed to talk to, who tells me that stuff?
them: no stupid!! it doesn't actually TELL you what to do in the GAME! you should know that by now. you have to go on the forums and search for like an hour to find something relevant to anything ever.
me: ya, i heard about that, but they want you to pay to get into the forums.
them: and?
me: well im already paying $12 a month plus 6 gigs of hd space to play this thing which as far as i can tell sucks.
them: come on, an extra $5 a month and you might 'actually be able to tell whats going on' , dont you want to get to level 50?
me: why?
them: i dunno exactly, none of the lvl 50 players will talk to me.
me: hey, aren't ff games supposed to be 'good'?
them: well everyone keeps telling me this game gets better and to just wait until i get to a higher level, i mean i've only been playing 12 hours a day for the last 2 months.
me: hey, i gtg, my gf is home
them: woot! you have a GIRLFRIEND? like... with a vagina and stuff?? oh man! i had a girlfriend on everquest once, but that never panned out. sob
me: ya dude, this game is stupid, its time for me to bust out the gameshark and pwn ffX again, this time with ultimate weapons from lvl 1.
them: pffft, n00b.
them <shouts>: ne1 looking for party? ne1??? my stomach is starting to smell, is that bad?
.o (hey, theres a bunny over there, i think ill kill it just for fun)
you attack the <bunny> for 0 hp
the <bunny> scores an apocalyptic nuclear death hit for 9999 hp, you have died..o (fuck, pwnd by a rabbit) ch-chink, boom, thud
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well, you can sell your account if its like EQ or EQ2. Trust me, I have some toys on my car due to an EQ1 account that got sold.
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to many final fantasys. i think its bout time the remake the classics. i have to say 7 is my absolute favorite story. course ive only played 7 8 and 9. dont have a ps2 but an xbox
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