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I found a gold digger!

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  • GrrG Offline
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    Grr
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    #2

    thats funny, sad part is theres soooo many women like that
    Gary

    2006 Trailblazer SS- my DD
    2002 Camaro- built N/A LS3, Flt level 5 trans, 8.8 rear

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    • wesholeW Offline
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      weshole
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      #3

      I love the response she got.

      QUOTE-
      Dear Pers-431649184:
      I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
      about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
      Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
      bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
      see it.

      Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
      cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
      suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
      my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
      money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
      that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
      be getting any more beautiful!

      So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
      asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
      accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
      hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
      earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

      So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
      and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
      to "buy you"
      (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm
      being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so
      would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as
      that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

      Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
      I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
      as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
      believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
      hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

      By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
      we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

      With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
      Classic "pump and dump."
      I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
      lease, let me know.

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      • capitljC Offline
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        capitlj
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        #4

        wow i guess I can see his logic tho.

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        > Mitch Hedberg wrote:
        > I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just going to find out where they are going and hook up with them later.

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        • bubbaB Offline
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          #5

          So...faber, was it your mom that was the one that wrote that?

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          • YellowEvoY Offline
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            YellowEvo
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            #6

            that guys my idol

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            • YellowEvoY Offline
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              YellowEvo
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              #7

              can i ask why you were lookin at that stuff though lol

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              • SPANISH-RICES Offline
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                SPANISH-RICE
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                rofl thats some funny stuff

                here a psht, there psht, everywhere a psht psht
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                • bader3245B Offline
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                  bader3245
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                  YellowEvo;189005 wrote:
                  can i ask why you were lookin at that stuff though lol

                  He acidentally stumbled upon it while looke for the men seeking men folder.

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                  • JoelJ Offline
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                    Joel
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                    #10

                    no he helped his mom post that...

                    no race car? becuz homeowner...

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                    • bubbaB Offline
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                      #11

                      Wow joel...ur cool, I already said that...

                      Current Cars:
                      08 Honda Ruckus - Stunt Machine
                      93 Subaru Impreza L - DD/ Winter beater
                      90 Honda CRX - Project car
                      90 Honda CRX Dx - Burnt (R.I.P.) - Racecar

                      Past Cars: 85 Chevy C-10, 87 Dodge D-50, 91 Honda Prelude Si, 91 Buick Regal, 91 Acura Integra Ls, 87 Mazda RX-7, 90 Honda Civic Si, 91 Honda Civic Si, 89 Chevy S-10, 91 Honda Crx Hf, 91 Acura Integra Rs, 95 Subaru Impreza L, 92 Acura Integra GSR, 89 Mazda RX-7 (LT1), 88 Mazda RX-7, 92 Civic Cx, 87 Mazda RX-7 TII

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