Help for independents - Democrat or Republican?

[DaveH]

Here is a little test that will help you decide this election season. The choice can be found in the answer to the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock .40 cal , and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!
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[XJHEAD]

My answer,
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG.

Changes clip;

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG.

[Colin]

I shoot the knee cap, take the knife and instruct my wife and children on proper ways to extract information while avoiding useless and questionable techniques like water boarding.

The terrorist tells me where to find his cell after I have placed his left testicle into his anus. Side note: it went through the ear that is also in his anus.

[capitlj]

Colin;201172 wrote:
I shoot the knee cap, take the knife and instruct my wife and children on proper ways to extract information while avoiding useless and questionable techniques like water boarding.

The terrorist tells me where to find his cell after I have placed his left testicle into his anus. Side note: it went through the ear that is also in his anus.

Ah bringing families together, thats really what terrorism is all about. I'd shoot no question, does the .40 have enough stopping power tho I'd want his brain matter scattered across three blocks not just two.

[StangerBanger96]

capitlj;201189 wrote:
Does the .40 have enough stopping power tho

A .40 has more Kinetic Energy than a .45 and makes a 9mm look like the true little bitch round that it is.

[nonamekid]

Anyone who would not shoot needs to be examined by a mental institution. Human instinct is preservation of our own life and those we love, and kill all the terrorists. Why would you not shoot a terrorists if given the opportunity?

[Guest]

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

then toss body in dumpster.

blame Bush (Sorry, couldn't resist)

[uman44]

BANG! BANG!
Insert corny Steven Segal/Arnold-like phrase

[harm]

uman44;201258 wrote:
BANG! BANG!
Insert corny Steven Segal/Arnold-like phrase

like "that's what I call holy war" after putting a few holes in him?

aaah-ha-ha-ha-ho-ha.

FWIW, Ron Paul's views on gun control are exactly the views I want in the White House.

[Sweet-WRX-Lovin]

If you were a true republican wouldn't you just have your servant shoot the terrorist? (stir, stir)

[Colin]

^your negro servant

[GarageAlchemist]

StangerBanger96;201195 wrote:
A .40 has more Kinetic Energy than a .45 and makes a 9mm look like the true little bitch round that it is.

my 9mm would love to show you who's a bitch