The Riddle
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The Riddle
On a trip to Great Britain while he was President of The United States Bill Clinton had a meeting with Queen Elizabeth.
During that meeting he asked her, "How does one manage to run a country so smoothly?"
"That's easy ," the Queen replied, "You surround yourself with intelligent Ministers and advisors."
"But how can I tell whether they are intelligent or not?", asked Bill.
You ask them a riddle," she replied, and with that she pressed a button and said, "Would you please send Tony Blair in."
When Blair arrived, the Queen Said, "I have a riddle for you to answer for me.
Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was this child?"
Blair replied, "That's easy. The child was me."
"Very good," said the Queen. "You may go now."
Sizing up his wife's chances in her presidential bid, and thinking back on that meeting, Bill Clinton spoke to Hillary.
He said to her, "I have a riddle for you, and the answer is very important.
Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was that child?"
Hillary replied, "Yes, it is clearly very important that we determine the answer. Can I deliberate on this for awhile?"
"Yes," said Bill, "I'll give you four hours to come up with the answer."
So Hillary called a meeting of her campaign team, from top to bottom, and asked them the riddle.
But after much discussion and many suggestions, none of them had a satisfactory answer. She was quite upset, not knowing what she would tell her husband, the former President.
As Hillary was leaving her meeting she ran into her most formidable challenger to her Presidential Nomination, Barack Obama.
So she said, "Mr. Obama, can you answer this riddle for me? Your parents had a child and it was not your sister and it was not your brother. Who was the child?"
"That's seems pretty easy," said Obama, "I think the child would be me."
"Oh thank you," said Hillary. "You may just have ensured my nomination for the democratic candidate for the Presidency of the United States !"
So Hillary went back to Bill and said, "I think I know the answer to your riddle. The child was Barack Obama.!"
"No, you Dumb #### !" shouted Bill. "The child was Tony Blair"
The bottom line... guess where we're headed with the two of them again running the Country.
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Wow, you changed the names in a really old 'dumb indian' joke, thats fucking clever. But then you implied that it somehow had anything to do with reality, thats fucking retarded. My brain hurts from thinking about this. Are we supposed to believe that this actually happened, and is a factual example of the intelligence of some of the smartest people in our country? Or are we expected to think that if Hillary Clinton is elected, that she would, together with her husband, lead the country in the manner of halfwit redneck bafoons, based on a joke I heard first when I was six, wherein the names were cleverly changed to reflect current political figures. IT HURTS SO BAD!!! I think I'm going to throw up.
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JohnW;203912 wrote:
Wow, you changed the names in a really old 'dumb indian' joke, thats fucking clever. But then you implied that it somehow had anything to do with reality, thats fucking retarded. My brain hurts from thinking about this. Are we supposed to believe that this actually happened, and is a factual example of the intelligence of some of the smartest people in our country? Or are we expected to think that if Hillary Clinton is elected, that she would, together with her husband, lead the country in the manner of halfwit redneck bafoons, based on a joke I heard first when I was six, wherein the names were cleverly changed to reflect current political figures. IT HURTS SO BAD!!! I think I'm going to throw up.Yep, I made it up all by myself..:icon_rabbit:
What bothers me is that there are people, halfwit redneck bafoons, out there following their lead. With your response, I now know one more..
Now go take a Midol.
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Oh, so you are just regurgitating retarded shit.. thats sooooo much better.
Also, I'm not a Hillary fan, but to imply that either of them are unintelligent people is just, wrong. Both of them have been elected into high offices, one the highest office. Both have attended and graduated from prestigious universities. What the fuck do you do and where the fuck did you go to school?
If you are also suggesting that I am a half wit redneck bafoon, fuck you, and die in a fire. I'm a far shit smarter than a lot of people, possibly you included, so suck my gigantic e penis. Suck it dry, swallow, and then tell your friends and family how nice it was to suck such a fine cock, then get the fuck out, and find that fire to die in.
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John here's another one for you, sorry about the migraines. Hope you can follow this one too...
Hillary Clinton, while visiting a primary school class, found herself
in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asks Hillary Clinton, if she would like to lead the
discussion of the word "tragedy." So she asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy."One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."No," says Hillary Clinton,, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
a tragedy.""I'm afraid not," explains Hillary Clinton,. "That's what we
would call a great loss."The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
Hillary Clinton, searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?"Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern
voice he says: "If a plane carrying Hillary Clinton, were struck by a
missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.""Fantastic!" exclaims Clinton , "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?""Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great
loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either".Good to hear that you are a "far shit smarter than a lot of people". Never said I was smart or educated did I...
As far as the redneck statement, I'm not sure what to think now..
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This thread is crazy for a riddle thread....
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XJHEAD;203953 wrote:
John here's another one for you, sorry about the migraines. Hope you can follow this one too...Hillary Clinton, while visiting a primary school class, found herself
in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.The teacher asks Hillary Clinton, if she would like to lead the
discussion of the word "tragedy." So she asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy."One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy."No," says Hillary Clinton,, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50
children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be
a tragedy.""I'm afraid not," explains Hillary Clinton,. "That's what we
would call a great loss."The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
Hillary Clinton, searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?"Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises his hand. In a stern
voice he says: "If a plane carrying Hillary Clinton, were struck by a
missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.""Fantastic!" exclaims Clinton , "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?""Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great
loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident either".Good to hear that you are a "far shit smarter than a lot of people". Never said I was smart or educated did I...
As far as the redneck statement, I'm not sure what to think now..
Glad you found some masturbation material. Print it out, you don't want to get that stuff on your monitor.
I can use photobucket too!
Lookin good bud.
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Use plenty of lube now, chaffing is a bitch.
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JohnW;203912 wrote:
Wow, you changed the names in a really old 'dumb indian' joke, thats fucking clever. But then you implied that it somehow had anything to do with reality, thats fucking retarded. My brain hurts from thinking about this. Are we supposed to believe that this actually happened, and is a factual example of the intelligence of some of the smartest people in our country? Or are we expected to think that if Hillary Clinton is elected, that she would, together with her husband, lead the country in the manner of halfwit redneck bafoons, based on a joke I heard first when I was six, wherein the names were cleverly changed to reflect current political figures. IT HURTS SO BAD!!! I think I'm going to throw up.So how come you didn't remark to me posting the old, dumb indian joke in the jokes thread? That's right cuz it's a joke. I hope you are kidding, otherwise you just made yourself look less intelligent than some of the redneck bafoons that Bill was referring to.
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Actually, I am just fucking around, as I usually am. I'm not that much of a fuckass in person, it's just fun to argue on the internet.
And the reason I remarked wasn't because of the joke itself, but because of what came right after it, the implication that the 'joke' was an accurate characterization of those people and that the political leadership we could expect from them. If you read the words that you quoted, I'm pretty sure I made that clear.
Even if it was entirely copypasta, he still put it up, which to me means an endorsement of whatever he actually thinks. If you post something, prepare to get flack about it. I wouldn't go around posting that stephen hawking is some fucktard cripple if I didn't actually think that, which I don't, because that would be stupid.
I have fucked up and said dumb shit on here myself, and I usually am pretty willing to say if I was wrong, or at least explain my position. I won't retract anything I've said though. I really hope no one takes ANYTHING on the internet that seriously, as to get personally offended by it. Sometimes when I post, I like to take it over the top, I think that people HAVE to know I'm fucking around, as no one is THAT big of an asshole, you know.
I didn't see your post in the jokes thread, good job tho?
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This thread mostly fails, but i'd just like to address the point about suggesting that politicians are stupid being invalid beacuse they got elected of attended such and such university.
There are plenty of people that manage to make it through a university program, even an ivy-league school, and can't really think critically or objectively. The nicest thing you could say about most democrats, for instance, is that they buy-in to Keynesian economics, which has been shown to be full of FAIL by lots of credible economists. But I'd wager that most democrats in the race couldn't even tell you who their closest ideological economist is because they don't have one.
I won't say that the republicans are much better... well except for Ron Paul who will tell you EXACTLY which economists he has studied, written books about, etc (members of the Austrian School... Ludwig von Mises, FA Hayek, etc).
The point being -- well-conected dipshits in politics can certainly be stupid-asses, and even if they can do well on standardized tests and turn in thier homework on time, still be utterly unfit for critical thinking.
I interview people for software development jobs and they've all got college degrees and they're all from good schools and ... well not all of them get hired by us.
Union bosses are also "elected". Do you think that implies any particular qualification?
So while it is probably unfair to say that any of the 08 candidates are plain stupid, lots of them have some funny ideas that have no apparent basis in fact or sound reasoning ability
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Oh I'm not saying that politicians don't have the tendency to be idiots, but even then it's relative. Most of us will never even get the opportunity to say 'woops' at that level.
Im just saying that the people leading our country are more proficient than the special kid at your local mcdonalds who keeps the bathrooms so sparkling clean.
Hell, I'll even admit George W. is capable of dressing himself and tieing his own shoes (whether he does so or not is another matter)
Anyway, I'm bored with this thread. I tried to make it interesting and it failed hard. baww.
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