Never Piss Off a Truck Driver!!! (Maybe a *NWS*)

[legacy-user-544]

SPANISH-RICE;210639 wrote:
wouldnt a loaded semi squish him a little more? i would just think that like his sides would be busted open or something

the human body can take quite a bit of punishment before it starts spilling out like youre talking about. he did bust open a little around the eyes and mouth. he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

[2gTSIGUY]

d^flex;210646 wrote:
he shouldve known the only way to hijack a semi is with a team of black civics.

I thought that was common knowledge these days:rolleyes:. On a sunnier note, you can see tire tread on his stomach!

[99civic]

it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself? is he doing better now? ok im done

[Krazy_Kling]

i most definitely give that driver 150 bonus points for gettin' a gang member, thats about as rare as gettin' a beerfuck on a squad car.

[SPANISH-RICE]

a beerfuck on a squadcar... baller, thats like the royal flush of beerfuck gameplay

[99civic]

^^^^ yeah or getting to have sex with jessica alba

[itRfan]

^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

[2gTSIGUY]

itRfan;211016 wrote:
^^^shes got the clap or some shit...yuk!!!

Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

[dubbsy]

2gTSIGUY;211067 wrote:
Its not the clap its worse......................................herpes!!!!

that would be the most worthwhile case of herpes I could ever get....

[dubbsy]

99civic;210681 wrote:
it looks like he got a bad purple nerple.... i wonder if he pooped himself?

quite likely more than poop filling his shorts.