my guard duck

[GarageAlchemist]

so when does it start taking Kung Fu lessons?

[bubba]

http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/duck

[legacy-user-532]

haha awesome idea. What are the laws in moorhead in accordance with ducks? Wasnt there a big deal last summer in downer or barnesville about a lady with ducks? Better be careful, your enemies may report you and you could end up in a big standoff when the cops try to confiscate it. And by the looks of that duck, he has a "take no prisoners" attitude. haha

[Turbo5Oh]

i wanted a pet duck for a while now but i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter. they shit more then monkies and they cant get very cold

[inspector01]

Turbo5Oh;217059 wrote:
i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter.

Eat it obviously

[SPANISH-RICE]

Briggs&Stratton;217026 wrote:
And by the looks of that duck, he has a "take no prisoners" attitude. haha

its very true, hes basically all business. and yeha he doesnt like being cold but he just huddles next to the heating lamp and chills. prolly the best pet ever.

and bubba, come see my duck. once you see his badassedness/cuteness you will never be able to eat him

[StangerBanger96]

Turbo5Oh;217059 wrote:
i wanted a pet duck for a while now but i could never figure out what i would do with it in the winter. they shit more then monkies and they cant get very cold

They can be trained to shit in litter boxes...no joke.

[KA-T_240]

SPANISH-RICE;217089 wrote:
and bubba, come see my duck. once you see his badassedness/cuteness you will never be able to eat him

NOOB! You will never get between a Redneck gun owner and stalking his pray. If Bubba visits the duck, he will more then likely only be there for learning his prey better.

[Bookem]

No posts from the lowrider boys since you posted pics of the duck, coincidence? I think not. Better bring that guy to the meets, also for some sweet duck races.

[MisterCMK]

Are you going to clip the wings?

[inspector01]

SPANISH-RICE;217089 wrote:
prolly the best pet ever.

Although he is cute, im pretty sure Mollie dominates him.......

[bubba]

KA-T_240;217094 wrote:
NOOB! You will never get between a Redneck gun owner and stalking his pray. If Bubba visits the duck, he will more then likely only be there for learning his prey better.

U werent supposed to let him know that!!

[KA-T_240]

Give him time to prepare. Make it a more intresting hunt. Earns you more skill points.

[DrifterExtreme]

pretty sure that duck will pull a houdini here soon..... if you catch my drift

[bubba]

DrifterExtreme;217118 wrote:
pretty sure that duck will pull a houdini here soon..... if you catch my drift

hmm... bbq?

[no_slow_clap]

at least its only a duck...for now. i could be a snake or a kid or a dinosaur. who knows.

[capitlj]

Eat the duck get a gaurd 5 year old

[SPANISH-RICE]

MisterCMK;217103 wrote:
Are you going to clip the wings?

yeah i gotta find a vet thatll do it tho

[harm]

MisterCMK;217103 wrote:
Are you going to fry the wings?

fixed.

pretty sure clipping the wings is just trimming the feathers, like with other pet birds. in that case you shouldn't need a vet. this thread makes me sad.. because i can't have pets where i'm at. lame.

[Rexwagon]

We need a picture up date of the duck. Like when he is on patrol and what not.