God damned marathon....

[Bryce]

Tip it over.

[dubbsy]

eat some taco bell and go 'warm it up'...

[darkelvis]

I may piss on the seat tonight.....

I'm thinking I may just be fat white trash tomorrow and work on my car in the driveway, shirtless, drinking cheap beer, and listening to death metal so loud that you can hear it a mile away.

[Tad218]

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[b almer]

put a table in front of your house and hand out cups of water and then put ex lacs in the water

[Goodnbuzzd]

push it in the middle of the street!!!!

[DelSlow]

WELL the boulevard is not your property. it is the city of fargo's so they can put a port-o-potty there if they wanted.

[darkelvis]

WELL the boulevard is not my property, but if i spent all summer not mowing it i'd get a fine, when a tree dies on it they put in a new one and charge ME for it (like I give a shit) and I am expected to take care of it, therefore I consider it mine.

[DelSlow]

hey man, not telling ya that doesn't suck..,because it does suck. All im saying is they have a right to seeming as how they own it.

[itRfan]

tip it over,and get a bunch of drunk people over at your place and throw shit at em.

[KA-T_240]

I had the same thing on the first year of it. They did not tell us anything about having it on our street. My Dad and I were heading out to the shop to work on crap, and we had like 20 people run at us and tell us we could not drive on the street. Needless to say, people don't stop cars. We just drove on out.

For you, I would be out there like a Hawk and be a total ass and make sure everyone pics up thier trash. Also, looks like a good day for the dogs to be out, doesn't it?????

[darkelvis]

Well, I've already got garbage in my front yard (inside the fence) and the sheriff has told me to keep my dogs inside....it's going to be a long day.

EDIT, NOT EVEN 10 MINUTES LATER....

There is now a large crowd of yuppie douchebags in my front yard cheering wildly every time someone passes by...I sure am glad my house is on the route for the 5K, 1/2 marathon, and full marathon.

[STiSchucky]

LMFAO @ the port-a-potty

pics of yuppie douche bags?

[darkelvis]

drunk, listening to loud as fuck death metal, doing body work in my driveway w/o a shirt (i'm fat and hairy, good combo)

people are now moving on to other yards.

[weshole]

FUCK YA!!! Show them mutherfuckers. I'd like to join ya for the fat fucker, beer drinkin, death metal-fest. Too bad I have to work.

[YellowEvo]

You possibly bitch more about everything in this world then anyone else i have ever known... every thing is wrong in this world to you except whatever you like...

[darkelvis]

who? Me? I'm just pissy about not being able to go anywhere on my day off. I'm actually having fun with my "fat fucker, beer drinkin, death metal-fest"

[MisterCMK]

Where is this porta potty so I can eat nasty mexican food and destroy it?

[darkelvis]

they are all over the place in north fargo

[Rexwagon]

You should let your dogs out. And you should set up a the sprinkler, It will keep people out of the front of the yard. Just wait for people to accumulate there and then turn it on. haha.