joke foP high "horsepower" ca0s

[King Ricer]

You Might Have Too Much Horsepower If....

1. You can't drive your car in the rain
2. Your significant other refuses to ride in the car
3. You are afraid to drive your car
4. You spend more money on tires than on food
5. You look in a highway patrol car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash
6. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you
7. You're tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office
8. You remove the $2,000 stereo to save 6 lbs. of weight
9. You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if they can "look under the hood"
10. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge
11. Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let out the clutch (YEAH! now that's what I'm talking about!!)
12. You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread
13. Fuel is delivered to your house -- in 55 gallon drums
14. You discover that outside mirrors and windshield trim can tear away at 145 mph
15. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.
16. You spend more on car insurance than on your house payments.
17. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.
18. You arrive somewhere before you left.
19. You carry earplugs in your car.
20. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6am.
21. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened.
22. And finally... your fuel pump flows enough to water the local golf
    course

[92TSIpos]

thats funny shit.

[Bryce]

I have all of the above problems, its a pain in the ass some times.

[Pony_Racer]

yeah....so sad and frusturating

[PSiedTSi]

in all actuality a lot of those do apply to me...thats kinda sad

[Bryce]

PSiedTSi wrote:
in all actuality a lot of those do apply to me...thats kinda sad
Yes so sad.

God I hate you some times.

[My NOva]

nice that is great well i got to go to work! need do get some of that done before summer

[eatinup_pony_racer]

none of those apply to me so sad....... and never to a mustang

[HoboKamera]

too bad none of those even come close to applying to me

[Pony_Racer]

eatinup_pony_racer wrote:
none of those apply to me so sad....... and never to a mustang

hater..

[Jim]

Doh ^

1. You can't drive your car in the rain

2. Your significant other refuses to ride in the car

3. You are afraid to drive your car

4. Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let out the clutch (YEAH! now that's what I'm talking about!!)

5. You spend more on car insurance than on your house payments.

6. You carry earplugs in your car.

7. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6am.

8. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened.

9. You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if they can "look under the hood"

Schell and Evo LOL thats them.

12. You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread

Kevin LOL